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Safe Space University: the most safest, bestest college in the U.S.

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Today's universities bill themselves as a 'marketplace of ideas' operating under the pretence that students need and should be able to think freely for themselves upon graduation, but what happens when the minds of our impressionable youth are infected with...'new' ideas? American college students need to be coddled if they are to make it in today's world. That's why we created Safe Space University in order to foster an ultra insulated learning environment where students can safely explore the super shallow shores of their own ideas in state-of-the-art classrooms filled with puppies, play-doh and lots and lots of bubbles. SSU's curriculum is screened so that all content is filtered out before it's spoon fed to students. We've removed grapes from our kitchen and skyscrapers from architecture class in order to rid our campus of the unspeakable 'R' word. To avoid tension between races, we paint everyone in our school colors for our annual speed competition. SSU campus tours are available daily. Sign up today and receive your very own set of personalized blinders so your worldview can remain unchallenged, no matter where you go. ----------------------------------------­--------------------- Welcome to TomoNews, where we animate the most entertaining news on the internets. Come here for an animated look at viral headlines, US news, celebrity gossip, salacious scandals, dumb criminals and much more! Subscribe now for daily news animations that will knock your socks off. Visit our official website for all the latest, uncensored videos: http://us.tomonews.net Check out our Android app: http://bit.ly/1rddhCj Check out our iOS app: http://bit.ly/1gO3z1f Stay connected with us here: Facebook http://www.facebook.com/TomoNewsUS Twitter @tomonewsus http://www.twitter.com/TomoNewsUS Google+ http://plus.google.com/+TomoNewsUS/ Instagram @tomonewsus http://instagram.com/tomonewsus -~-~~-~~~-~~-~- Please watch: "Crying dog breaks the internet’s heart — but this sad dog story has a happy ending" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4prKTN9bYQc -~-~~-~~~-~~-~-
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Текстовые комментарии (180)
Rodney Johnson (12 дней назад)
All these snowflakes worrying about being triggered well I'm triggered by liberal snowflakes
Bush Trash (3 месяца назад)
That was hilarious, and unfortunately oh so true, SUBBED to TomoNews
Bassmaster Beats (6 месяцев назад)
Communist indoctrination centers.
The Failburger (6 месяцев назад)
This is legitimately offensive. This extremely rude and condescending video is cause for my hitting the unsubscribe button. I thought Tomonews was a respectable channel providing the latest news, and not blatantly attempting to belittle people like myself who just so happen to be sensitive. We don’t just want to live in a world of our own ideas, we simply wish to create more equality.
Jagoff 229 (1 год назад)
repressed and pussified..yep that means you.
Terri Robison (1 год назад)
This is crap. My language. “This Is Not a Day Care. It’s a University!,” takes a hard look at what’s happening around the country–including the demand for “safe spaces” and trigger warnings at universities like Yale, Brandeis, and Oberlin– the sad and dangerous infantilization of the American spirit. Infantilization: definition for our out-of-control college kids. To treat or condescend to as if still a young child:
ACG 24 (1 год назад)
Someone was high as fuck when they made this and hit he nail on the head 😂
Blue Master (1 год назад)
I actually wouldn't mind a classroom with puppies.
Miss Martha (1 год назад)
"Safe spaces" are for the closed minds, bigots and intellectual cowards who cannot cope with the challenges that are essential to a genuine university environment Such people do not belong in university and any "university" that allows "safe spaces" should be closed.
Postghost (1 год назад)
This is a parody, right?
tek2095 (1 год назад)
Yes, and now people are screaming that Tomo is run by "P.C. Leftists" for posting a video mocking Trump's inauguration. Go figure.
ZinthYneX (1 год назад)
This is a scam. My blinders were not personalized.
Torque the prisoner (2 года назад)
segragated studant university more like it
1371UpRah (2 года назад)
Pussies.
Redant23 (2 года назад)
so sad but true
Daniel afg (2 года назад)
who created these pussies
Steril&Feral (2 года назад)
When I want my safe space I poop or fart, therefore its always a safe space for me, not you. The only real way to ensure your space is safe is to make it unsafe for others. But just like we have to smell each other at work in the elevator, on transit, or what our neighbors are cooking, unless someone wants to live on an island, he or she will always have to deal with someone else's essence. Colleges are embracing this because of overall cultural decline in the U.S. mixed with steep intellectual decline over the last 20 years or so that has been fueled by Asperger's Chic, the triumph of the wilt & the bastardization of civil rights. Maybe in a couple decades we'll realize how stupid this all was. GET A VASECTOMY NOW!!! Its only a $30-$50 co-pay!
donkiyboy (2 года назад)
Grapes...with seeds? Oh, shit, those remind me of testicles and if someone has those, then they are going to rape me!
John Sluder (2 года назад)
Total communist indoctrination which has been going on for decades now and getting more stupid all the time. I'd smack anyone who likes a safe space. I am serious. Get smart. Ideas are welcome always and tradition is good. Get it?
E115 (2 года назад)
I hope there's no cis white men at safe space university
Derva Kommt von hinten (2 года назад)
im triggered by the word university cause uni sounds like a lot like uno (one) which would suggest that this is the one right way to go. i demand the name of universities be changed to happy happy fun fun land with books.
Pettersony Strawman (2 года назад)
This video is just absolutely perfect! :D :D :D
Richard Reuter (2 года назад)
47 to 50 seconds was the most savage shit I've ever heard in YouTube. This video deserves a billion views
Richard Reuter (2 года назад)
47 to 50 seconds was the most savage shit I've ever heard in YouTube. This video deserves a billion views
aXis (2 года назад)
What's with the Chinese subtitles in the beginning?
TheHRchannel (2 года назад)
I'm doing research about this safe space and I can't believe it's actually a thing. What the fuck?
QuantumStriker 003 (2 года назад)
TheHRchannel Safe space can be quite useful when u want to have a brief disconnection from the real world, but......if u indulge in it.....oh boy, reality is gonna hit u hard in the face. Today's society is just filled with so many cowards that can't face the truth because they think criticizing is always oppression.
Anonymous User (2 года назад)
I know, it's so stupid. I heard that it's happening in my school. Hopefully that's not true.
Cackling Muse (2 года назад)
40 people were triggered and need safe spaces from logic and reality
BioGundam (2 года назад)
Lol
Zack Demarsh (2 года назад)
I'm from Canada american education is really sad compares to us
TheStapleGunKid (2 года назад)
It's happening in Canada too. http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/aeman-ansari/ethnic-safe-spaces_b_6897176.html
Amanda Hanahan (2 года назад)
this is great
TheStapleGunKid (2 года назад)
Safe Space University:  Also known as Missouri University.
kztar621 (2 года назад)
Good concept but poor execution, SJW babies are not triggered by black guys in dresses, they're triggered by anything that is not a black guy in a dress. These psychotic kids are your ilk, accept it and fix it.
Alex Atrocity (2 года назад)
most people who like safe spaces love gays and all that stuff
Marvin Cool (2 года назад)
38 people are regular tumblr users
James Jeffrey Paul (2 года назад)
Hysterical.
MartinsvilleChivo (2 года назад)
This is FUCKIN painful to watch...also depressing because these motherfuckers make me feel like a leper.
epic mexican (2 года назад)
70 years ago i would of been storming a beach trying to kill germans/ japanese. Now we need these? Grow the fuck up and learn how to take an apposing opinion.
hareofsteel (2 года назад)
A lot of comments on how the video didn't target SJW's. The main character was a white man so it was perfect satire for him to require a safe space from ideas typically thought to be strange to them (us). A character of different ethnicity or gender would've been too on-the-nose and would've garnered significantly more backlash.
Jonniman007 (2 года назад)
reminds me of the simpsons episode where they divided the school in a boys-and girlsector and the girls are getting teached math by some druggie
Luigi man87 (2 года назад)
I remember that episode. I could easily see myself in Lisa's shoes if I end up going to SSU. Or something like that.
Andrew P (2 года назад)
+Jonniman007 Half bake intellectuals everywhere
TheLionBrony96 (2 года назад)
South Park brought me here.
Harambe21 (2 года назад)
Safe spaces are why I don't want to go to college.
The Louster (2 года назад)
my memes are best memes Stay safe from Safe Spaces. They're unsafe for our health. XD
Herman Melvellei (2 года назад)
+CodenameShamrock Exactly the same reason for me. I'm only thirteen, and this whole SJW safe space issue is already bad enough. Can you just even imagine what it will be like by the time I'm 22. If this is not taken care of by the time I hopefully am able to attend U-CONN, If I even try to speak my mind or even disagree with someone, before I know it the SJW asshole retards will be giving me the boot. In fact its already there. Recently the university reported that they would create a black only living space because of concerns about the low graduation level of blacks on that campus put simply, segregation. As the now late Christopher Hitchens once said "Look how far the termites have spread, and how long and well they've dined", a perfect analogy of what SJW's have done. R.I.P C.Hitchens, 1949-2011, we'll miss you as much as Micheal Jackson.
same here
crazycorn4829 (2 года назад)
SafeSpaces makes me want isis to win.
michael davis (2 года назад)
Some students at Mizzou need to see this!
Adrien Evangelista (3 года назад)
also you don't need to take the SAT to attend because test scores are ableist
Walt Muraca (2 года назад)
+Adrien Evangelista Actually, standardized tests have been proven to not be an accurate example of competence. At the same time, I totally agree with this video XD
Pider manZ (3 года назад)
Special snowflake university
Rachel Easton (3 года назад)
Oh and Dragon , you do realize American society is doomed.
PonzooonTheGreat (3 года назад)
I didn't get the grape and skyscraper thing for a second... Then it hit me. TRIGGERED BERSERK RAGE MODE ACTIVATED
Felipe M. (2 года назад)
+PonzooonTheGreat I thought the bananas would have triggered them, you know.. bananas = white males
Cthululz1 (3 года назад)
I find this video to be very problematic. I am calling the police (WHO I PROTEST AGAINST BECAUSE THEY'RE RACIST #BLM).
George Gallagher (3 года назад)
This Hegelian dialectic nonsense is being done by design...these are very well developed social engineering programs created through the efforts of the Tavistock Institute to destroy the independent person's natural resistance to domination by the Fascist State. Edward Bernays, the modern propagandist for engineering society on behalf of the Fascist State, is most likely smiling up from his third level of hell at the destruction of normal society. Each year the Overton Window is being methodically shifted further and further to wreck human common sense to facilitate the statist control of the Human population. The idea is to neutralize the natural power of men and women working together for a common goal (purpose). These psychopathic tyrants want total control and they mean to get it...as Aldous Huxley and George Orwell were warning us through their writings...and yes, Saul Alinsky. Unfortunately, we the free thinking people are going have many Gruber Days to come....until we reestablish the Constitution and Bill of Rights as the law of the land...
Rachel Easton (3 года назад)
American kids today are spoiled, they will destroy the world. They are weak and have no ability for hard work.
Rodney Johnson (12 дней назад)
The majority of the upcoming Generations will be wiped out and only the few that learn how to work hard and sustain themselves will survive
MrStig691 (1 год назад)
America isn't the world idiot.
leper messiah (1 год назад)
bait
hmichael1492 (2 года назад)
Sweden.
Rachel Easton (2 года назад)
America is a joke, a weak pathetic country, we are allowing ourselves to be defeated.
Fone Star (3 года назад)
Looks pretty gay.
A Nobbit (3 года назад)
You're "sad" that people are "mean"? Well I'm sorry, the world isn't one big liberal arts college campus. We eat too much, we take our spoiled lives for granted; feel a little bad about it sometimes! Now you want to put all your shit up on the internet and have every single person say "Horray 4 U." Fuck you, you're all pricks ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\
DB Cooper (3 года назад)
Your video is more than a little off target as to who the problem really is but Universities have indeed become safe spaces for mentally disabled genetic mistakes. Universities have all become day care centers for infantilized narcissistic progressives. I don't even see the point of keeping them open anymore as the progressive students and faculty can all just stay home and play with coloring books or cute puppies while living off of their parents for the rest of their lives. What is the point of going into debt to do something that can be done for free at mommies house? The reality is that higher education no longer exists anywhere in the western world, all of our universities exclusively exist to shelter a bunch of retards who never belonged in an academy of higher learning in the first place.
Purple Pepe (3 года назад)
Admission has to be free because capitalism is oppressive....
Jeff Schmidt (3 года назад)
I love this! I had my first (and last) comment exchange on Facebook with feminists saying that the atheist movement is DEFINITELY sexist. This video is my safe space!
Kimmo Laine (3 года назад)
Safe Space.
dockdrumming (3 года назад)
Brilliant.
Tempest Assassin (3 года назад)
Is this the college anita sarkeesian attended?
Plasma Phi (3 года назад)
This would be funny, if it wasn't so true.
JohnQRandom (3 года назад)
*TOMO got this totally fucking wrong.* SJWs are not silencing or triggered by those who read Malcolm X on campus and they most certainly are not triggered by gay people on campus. It would make much more sense if the people in the library were reading something criticizing Islam or feminism, something by Hitchens of Christina Hoff Sommers like *Islam and the Future of Tolerance or The War on Boys*. Also, if the kid would have encountered anti-abortion demonstrators or an MRA group rather than a gay black couple would have made much more sense. And the last thing is that the woman handing out play-dough should have been depicted as a fat hipster, feminist with blue hair.
Dixon Cider (1 год назад)
You completely missed the point of the video!!! Anything triggers them.
476 Anno Domini (1 год назад)
JohnQRandom TRIGGERED
JohnQRandom (2 года назад)
+MapleLeafistan Yes, I think we are in agreement. If you have a look at my earlier comments, you will see why I do not like this video.
Farhad Wahidi (2 года назад)
+JohnQRandom social justice warriors are for the most part REGRESSIVE liberals...idiots who have no idea how the world works. Black Lives Matter....but not white or asian or hispanic lives. Dump The Trump...but support hiliary clinton who's the poster child of the elite establishment. Fuck SJWs in the pussy.
JohnQRandom (2 года назад)
+MapleLeafistan Uh no. I'm just calling bullshit. The only ones who need play dough and safes paces are the ones defending this video. What the hell does PC have to do with anything?? We know our universities are hot beds for "progressives" whose feelings are more important than facts, Tomo shit the bed here.
Aragorn522 (3 года назад)
OH MY GOD, I'M SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW!! THIS VIDEO GAVE ME PTSD
Bert Dehautdesert (3 года назад)
Speed competition? Breeds competitiveness, violence, and toxic masculinity. Also, please correct me if I have misgendered some of the students, but it appears as if white men are still allowed on the campus. Not the university for me, thanks!
Skeleton Archer (3 года назад)
What kind of SJW would be triggered by Malcolm X or black gays? They get wet over that kind of thing.
476 Anno Domini (1 год назад)
Sh1zbr0 are you saying that SJWs are not atheists
BroadTeamFaba (2 года назад)
+DCUnderdog3000 they're probably atheist too.
DCUnderdog3000 (3 года назад)
+Skeleton Archer they must have been capitalist, gun owning black gays.
You know where I like it... (3 года назад)
Well that's the thing, I don't think they actually feel 'unsafe' when they run for these safe spaces It's more about validating emotions as a reasonable rebuttal (in typical womanly fashion, excuse my sexism) & silencing the opposition by running off to their echo chambers, otherwise known as the safe spaces.  They're just like little kids who block their ears so they don't have to listen to mummy, it's disturbing behaviour for someone supposedly mature.
Sono Tom (3 года назад)
_where you can safely explore the shallow shores of your own ideas_
N64iac (3 года назад)
27 human-fluid people were triggered watching this video
Moreththerogue (3 года назад)
That was fantastic! When I was a kid, a school I attended, banned the book Fahrenheit 451. I blew my allowance (which I worked hard for, on my GrandDad's farm) to buy the book that very weekend. Since then I've made a habit of reading "banned" books. Edit:Fahrenheit 451 was a great story and even my ultra conservative GrandDad loved it.
St Louis Arch (3 года назад)
+Moreththerogue When I was a Junior, in the mid 80s, we spent a whole semester reading utopian novels, then dystopian. The teacher was making the exact point that utopias cannot exist, and dystopias can. Imagine this today! Many thanks for the video, TomoNews, I laughed, but it's sad because it's true as well.
scottthewaterwarrior (3 года назад)
+Moreththerogue That sucks, we were originally intended to read that in high school, we didn't, but it was only because the teacher didn't block in enough time and the unit before it took longer then she thought it would. I'm pretty proud of my collage though, they have a display up right now advertising the "banned books" club, lol! It has 1984, Min-Kempf, and a few others over one of those fake fire things you see around Halloween!
FireFoxPro The Best (3 года назад)
Wtf
NightWolfXVI (3 года назад)
WTF, type of psychedelic drugs are these people on a University full of nut jobs.
fagg (3 года назад)
social commentary
Xavier Xavier (3 года назад)
1000\10 -Ofsted
THENLLEVEL NEWTON (3 года назад)
Over kill
J.R. (3 года назад)
Wtf??
Goldboy Jr (3 года назад)
lol
chbrules (3 года назад)
This triggered my own shock in the self-realization that I'm a cis white male shitlord. HOW DARE YOU, TOMO!!!
Belinda Elisa (3 года назад)
This should have been released last Wednesday, on April Fool's Day.
DrMecha (3 года назад)
......This is about that Brown University controversy about having a safe space for heated debates about feminism and rape culture, wasn't it?http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/22/opinion/sunday/judith-shulevitz-hiding-from-scary-ideas.html?_r=1
Robert Olin (2 года назад)
+Living Well With TJ This video displays SJW attitudes correctly, but the material... Where has an SJW ever been offended by Atlas Shrugged, Malcolm X, 1984 and Google? ESPECIALLY Google; that's how they log onto Tumblr! I think the video editor refuses to accept the fact that these people are, in fact, on his side of the political spectrum.
Living Well With TJ (2 года назад)
+JohnQRandom Exactly. The ideas that the SJW's are afraid of are the opposite of what's depicted here.
JohnQRandom (3 года назад)
+TomoNews US Yes but your video doesn't depict that at all. You're making it seem like our universities are too conservative and that kids are triggered by Malcolm X and gay people, which SJWs are not.
TomoNews US (3 года назад)
+DrMecha Yes
pridelion88 (3 года назад)
Fck everybody, choot them all monsters!
SnakeBerry (3 года назад)
11 triggers
Prince Heir (3 года назад)
Lol animation rocks!
junky Jesus (3 года назад)
Hey Toma where's the application link man lol
Boogster Su (3 года назад)
But is tuition expensive there?
chapsy1983 (3 года назад)
+Boogster Su No need to worry about it, so long as you're a middle to upper middle class white hipster SJW with parents who bleed money.
Kris A (3 года назад)
No one was reading Mein Kampf 0/10
TheLflanagan (3 года назад)
+BUBBLEGUM GUN LOL
Kris A (3 года назад)
+BUBBLEGUM GUN Damn they are miles ahead of us
BUBBLEGUM GUN (3 года назад)
but feminist already read men kampf 
Jeenius Foo (3 года назад)
I thought this was already going on in Unis?
SWEGTA (3 года назад)
+Jeenius Foo There is actually a university that offers a "safe space" with play-dough and boardgames to fully grown adults.
ᴬᵖʳᶦᶫ ᶠᶦᶜᵗᶦᵒᶰ (3 года назад)
It's sad that this video is so accurate.
MaxOrushy (3 года назад)
What the actual fuck
BUBBLEGUM GUN (3 года назад)
XD Oh my f*cking gawd no way!, Lmao academic progressive nirvana, aka Nut job heaven
BUBBLEGUM GUN (3 года назад)
+J Tai oh those, i have over 500 subs  :P i like a lot of things
J Tai (3 года назад)
Not just tomo though, random anime vids like Jebus and Social commentary like Karen as well.
BUBBLEGUM GUN (3 года назад)
+J Tai i hang around tomo a lot :P
J Tai (3 года назад)
I see you literally everywhere. Just wanted to say.
Mr.Fabi Nator (3 года назад)
Is Bestest a word?
SWEGTA (3 года назад)
+Mr.Fabi Nator He's saying that Social Justice Warriors and Feminists tend to make up their own words all the time. So why should we not do that as well? It's only fair.
Mr.Fabi Nator (3 года назад)
+Jyuim Suien English is not my first language, so can you please explain what you just wrote in a simple way? Sorry
Nick Gars (3 года назад)
Can't really argue that it isn't when sjw's/Feminist (the mentality of the groups being mocked here) make up new "words" on a daily basis. If they get to decide random shit means whatever they want, why shouldn't the rest of us?
Nick Gars (3 года назад)
Thank you TOMO for taking the piss outta modern day academia and the SJW/Feminist mentality. Earned a good deal of respect for this one.
bohnstube (3 года назад)
The great thing that's coming out of all of this "P.C." and "progressive" nonsense is that all of these leftist whackjobs are now starting to turn on each other and they're showing the world that they're nothing but a bunch of totalitarian wannabe's.
Rotodex The Paleontologist (3 года назад)
Perfect representation of modern day academia.
010101 010101 (3 года назад)
I'm so triggered right now.
Mc Whopper (3 года назад)
+Kornhole Komando Eat shit. You're so lame.
Mc Whopper (3 года назад)
+010101 010101 So shoot your-self please.
nammie12345 (3 года назад)
Sad but so true for what is becoming of western universities.
Joe Randella (3 года назад)
This is fucking awesome !
Gunner Flash (3 года назад)
Wtf?
TomoNews US (3 года назад)
Should the internet be a safe space?  Leave your  best comments at http://bit.ly/1aeYhQf
Warsie (2 года назад)
+Steril&Feral the original purpose of the internet was just as an information connector or a way to command forces in nuclear war Not as a repository for shitposts
Steril&Feral (2 года назад)
4-chan, Encyclopedia Dramatica, Twitter, FB, Insta, etc... They don not forgive, they do not forget, they have over 9000 penises and they are all raping children... Is that any way to describe a "safe space"? The internet is wild, unchained, and unsafe. The internet needs that kind of freedom. It CANNOT exist otherwise.
JohnQRandom (2 года назад)
+Evening Star Helllll No.  I am an anti-feminist (which means I'm for fairness) and I loath the "progressive" (regressive) left. 

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