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Safe Space University: the most safest, bestest college in the U.S.

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Today's universities bill themselves as a 'marketplace of ideas' operating under the pretence that students need and should be able to think freely for themselves upon graduation, but what happens when the minds of our impressionable youth are infected with...'new' ideas? American college students need to be coddled if they are to make it in today's world. That's why we created Safe Space University in order to foster an ultra insulated learning environment where students can safely explore the super shallow shores of their own ideas in state-of-the-art classrooms filled with puppies, play-doh and lots and lots of bubbles. SSU's curriculum is screened so that all content is filtered out before it's spoon fed to students. We've removed grapes from our kitchen and skyscrapers from architecture class in order to rid our campus of the unspeakable 'R' word. To avoid tension between races, we paint everyone in our school colors for our annual speed competition. SSU campus tours are available daily. Sign up today and receive your very own set of personalized blinders so your worldview can remain unchallenged, no matter where you go. ----------------------------------------­--------------------- Welcome to TomoNews, where we animate the most entertaining news on the internets. Come here for an animated look at viral headlines, US news, celebrity gossip, salacious scandals, dumb criminals and much more! Subscribe now for daily news animations that will knock your socks off. Visit our official website for all the latest, uncensored videos: http://us.tomonews.net Check out our Android app: http://bit.ly/1rddhCj Check out our iOS app: http://bit.ly/1gO3z1f Stay connected with us here: Facebook http://www.facebook.com/TomoNewsUS Twitter @tomonewsus http://www.twitter.com/TomoNewsUS Google+ http://plus.google.com/+TomoNewsUS/ Instagram @tomonewsus http://instagram.com/tomonewsus -~-~~-~~~-~~-~- Please watch: "Crying dog breaks the internet’s heart — but this sad dog story has a happy ending" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4prKTN9bYQc -~-~~-~~~-~~-~-
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Bush Trash (1 month ago)
That was hilarious, and unfortunately oh so true, SUBBED to TomoNews
Bassmaster Beats (3 months ago)
Communist indoctrination centers.
The Failburger (3 months ago)
This is legitimately offensive. This extremely rude and condescending video is cause for my hitting the unsubscribe button. I thought Tomonews was a respectable channel providing the latest news, and not blatantly attempting to belittle people like myself who just so happen to be sensitive. We don’t just want to live in a world of our own ideas, we simply wish to create more equality.
Jagoff 229 (1 year ago)
repressed and pussified..yep that means you.
Terri Robison (1 year ago)
This is crap. My language. “This Is Not a Day Care. It’s a University!,” takes a hard look at what’s happening around the country–including the demand for “safe spaces” and trigger warnings at universities like Yale, Brandeis, and Oberlin– the sad and dangerous infantilization of the American spirit. Infantilization: definition for our out-of-control college kids. To treat or condescend to as if still a young child:
Solar 2424 (1 year ago)
Someone was high as fuck when they made this and hit he nail on the head 😂
Blue Master (1 year ago)
I actually wouldn't mind a classroom with puppies.
Miss Martha (1 year ago)
"Safe spaces" are for the closed minds, bigots and intellectual cowards who cannot cope with the challenges that are essential to a genuine university environment Such people do not belong in university and any "university" that allows "safe spaces" should be closed.
Postghost (1 year ago)
This is a parody, right?
tek2095 (1 year ago)
Yes, and now people are screaming that Tomo is run by "P.C. Leftists" for posting a video mocking Trump's inauguration. Go figure.
ZinthYneX (1 year ago)
This is a scam. My blinders were not personalized.
Torque the prisoner (1 year ago)
segragated studant university more like it
1371UpRah (1 year ago)
Pussies.
Redant23 (1 year ago)
so sad but true
Daniel afg (1 year ago)
who created these pussies
darthspeaks (1 year ago)
00:37 There is no black Play-Doh! Racists! Triggered! fd pjr lk;gr t429[u v dAS r3o0piv
Steril&Feral (2 years ago)
When I want my safe space I poop or fart, therefore its always a safe space for me, not you. The only real way to ensure your space is safe is to make it unsafe for others. But just like we have to smell each other at work in the elevator, on transit, or what our neighbors are cooking, unless someone wants to live on an island, he or she will always have to deal with someone else's essence. Colleges are embracing this because of overall cultural decline in the U.S. mixed with steep intellectual decline over the last 20 years or so that has been fueled by Asperger's Chic, the triumph of the wilt & the bastardization of civil rights. Maybe in a couple decades we'll realize how stupid this all was. GET A VASECTOMY NOW!!! Its only a $30-$50 co-pay!
donkiyboy (2 years ago)
Grapes...with seeds? Oh, shit, those remind me of testicles and if someone has those, then they are going to rape me!
John Sluder (2 years ago)
Total communist indoctrination which has been going on for decades now and getting more stupid all the time. I'd smack anyone who likes a safe space. I am serious. Get smart. Ideas are welcome always and tradition is good. Get it?
E115 (2 years ago)
I hope there's no cis white men at safe space university
Derva Kommt von hinten (2 years ago)
im triggered by the word university cause uni sounds like a lot like uno (one) which would suggest that this is the one right way to go. i demand the name of universities be changed to happy happy fun fun land with books.
Pettersony Strawman (2 years ago)
This video is just absolutely perfect! :D :D :D
Kyle Hurd (2 years ago)
Never get into a white van kids if you know what's good for you.
Richard Reuter (2 years ago)
47 to 50 seconds was the most savage shit I've ever heard in YouTube. This video deserves a billion views
Richard Reuter (2 years ago)
47 to 50 seconds was the most savage shit I've ever heard in YouTube. This video deserves a billion views
aXis (2 years ago)
What's with the Chinese subtitles in the beginning?
TheHRchannel (2 years ago)
I'm doing research about this safe space and I can't believe it's actually a thing. What the fuck?
QuantumStriker 003 (1 year ago)
TheHRchannel Safe space can be quite useful when u want to have a brief disconnection from the real world, but......if u indulge in it.....oh boy, reality is gonna hit u hard in the face. Today's society is just filled with so many cowards that can't face the truth because they think criticizing is always oppression.
Anonymous User (2 years ago)
I know, it's so stupid. I heard that it's happening in my school. Hopefully that's not true.
Cackling Muse (2 years ago)
40 people were triggered and need safe spaces from logic and reality
BioGundam (2 years ago)
Lol
Zack Demarsh (2 years ago)
I'm from Canada american education is really sad compares to us
TheStapleGunKid (2 years ago)
It's happening in Canada too. http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/aeman-ansari/ethnic-safe-spaces_b_6897176.html
Amanda Hanahan (2 years ago)
this is great
TheStapleGunKid (2 years ago)
Safe Space University:  Also known as Missouri University.
kztar621 (2 years ago)
Good concept but poor execution, SJW babies are not triggered by black guys in dresses, they're triggered by anything that is not a black guy in a dress. These psychotic kids are your ilk, accept it and fix it.
Alex Atrocity (2 years ago)
most people who like safe spaces love gays and all that stuff
Cringy Autist (2 years ago)
38 people are regular tumblr users
James Jeffrey Paul (2 years ago)
Hysterical.
MartinsvilleChivo (2 years ago)
This is FUCKIN painful to watch...also depressing because these motherfuckers make me feel like a leper.
epic mexican (2 years ago)
70 years ago i would of been storming a beach trying to kill germans/ japanese. Now we need these? Grow the fuck up and learn how to take an apposing opinion.
hareofsteel (2 years ago)
A lot of comments on how the video didn't target SJW's. The main character was a white man so it was perfect satire for him to require a safe space from ideas typically thought to be strange to them (us). A character of different ethnicity or gender would've been too on-the-nose and would've garnered significantly more backlash.
Jonniman007 (2 years ago)
reminds me of the simpsons episode where they divided the school in a boys-and girlsector and the girls are getting teached math by some druggie
Luigi man87 (2 years ago)
I remember that episode. I could easily see myself in Lisa's shoes if I end up going to SSU. Or something like that.
Andrew P (2 years ago)
+Jonniman007 Half bake intellectuals everywhere
TheLionBrony96 (2 years ago)
South Park brought me here.
Harambe21 (2 years ago)
Safe spaces are why I don't want to go to college.
The Louster (1 year ago)
my memes are best memes Stay safe from Safe Spaces. They're unsafe for our health. XD
Herman Melvellei (2 years ago)
+CodenameShamrock Exactly the same reason for me. I'm only thirteen, and this whole SJW safe space issue is already bad enough. Can you just even imagine what it will be like by the time I'm 22. If this is not taken care of by the time I hopefully am able to attend U-CONN, If I even try to speak my mind or even disagree with someone, before I know it the SJW asshole retards will be giving me the boot. In fact its already there. Recently the university reported that they would create a black only living space because of concerns about the low graduation level of blacks on that campus put simply, segregation. As the now late Christopher Hitchens once said "Look how far the termites have spread, and how long and well they've dined", a perfect analogy of what SJW's have done. R.I.P C.Hitchens, 1949-2011, we'll miss you as much as Micheal Jackson.
same here
crazycorn4829 (2 years ago)
SafeSpaces makes me want isis to win.
michael davis (2 years ago)
Some students at Mizzou need to see this!
Adrien Evangelista (2 years ago)
also you don't need to take the SAT to attend because test scores are ableist
Walt Muraca (2 years ago)
+Adrien Evangelista Actually, standardized tests have been proven to not be an accurate example of competence. At the same time, I totally agree with this video XD
Pider manZ (2 years ago)
Special snowflake university
Rachel Easton (2 years ago)
Oh and Dragon , you do realize American society is doomed.
PonzooonTheGreat (2 years ago)
I didn't get the grape and skyscraper thing for a second... Then it hit me. TRIGGERED BERSERK RAGE MODE ACTIVATED
Felipe M. (2 years ago)
+PonzooonTheGreat I thought the bananas would have triggered them, you know.. bananas = white males
Cthululz1 (2 years ago)
I find this video to be very problematic. I am calling the police (WHO I PROTEST AGAINST BECAUSE THEY'RE RACIST #BLM).
George Gallagher (2 years ago)
This Hegelian dialectic nonsense is being done by design...these are very well developed social engineering programs created through the efforts of the Tavistock Institute to destroy the independent person's natural resistance to domination by the Fascist State. Edward Bernays, the modern propagandist for engineering society on behalf of the Fascist State, is most likely smiling up from his third level of hell at the destruction of normal society. Each year the Overton Window is being methodically shifted further and further to wreck human common sense to facilitate the statist control of the Human population. The idea is to neutralize the natural power of men and women working together for a common goal (purpose). These psychopathic tyrants want total control and they mean to get it...as Aldous Huxley and George Orwell were warning us through their writings...and yes, Saul Alinsky. Unfortunately, we the free thinking people are going have many Gruber Days to come....until we reestablish the Constitution and Bill of Rights as the law of the land...
Rachel Easton (2 years ago)
American kids today are spoiled, they will destroy the world. They are weak and have no ability for hard work.
MrStig691 (1 year ago)
America isn't the world idiot.
leper messiah (1 year ago)
bait
wise guy (2 years ago)
Lol at least in America we have a second amendment and havn't aloud some politicians to come and confiscate are guns. But you're right a lot of American youth have lost their backbone it's like someone is lobotomising these kids.
hmichael1492 (2 years ago)
Sweden.
Rachel Easton (2 years ago)
America is a joke, a weak pathetic country, we are allowing ourselves to be defeated.
Fone Star (2 years ago)
Looks pretty gay.
A Nobbit (2 years ago)
You're "sad" that people are "mean"? Well I'm sorry, the world isn't one big liberal arts college campus. We eat too much, we take our spoiled lives for granted; feel a little bad about it sometimes! Now you want to put all your shit up on the internet and have every single person say "Horray 4 U." Fuck you, you're all pricks ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\
DB Cooper (2 years ago)
Your video is more than a little off target as to who the problem really is but Universities have indeed become safe spaces for mentally disabled genetic mistakes. Universities have all become day care centers for infantilized narcissistic progressives. I don't even see the point of keeping them open anymore as the progressive students and faculty can all just stay home and play with coloring books or cute puppies while living off of their parents for the rest of their lives. What is the point of going into debt to do something that can be done for free at mommies house? The reality is that higher education no longer exists anywhere in the western world, all of our universities exclusively exist to shelter a bunch of retards who never belonged in an academy of higher learning in the first place.
Purple Pepe (2 years ago)
Admission has to be free because capitalism is oppressive....
Jeff Schmidt (2 years ago)
I love this! I had my first (and last) comment exchange on Facebook with feminists saying that the atheist movement is DEFINITELY sexist. This video is my safe space!
Kimmo Laine (2 years ago)
Safe Space.
dockdrumming (2 years ago)
Brilliant.
Tempest Assassin (2 years ago)
Is this the college anita sarkeesian attended?
Plasma Phi (2 years ago)
This would be funny, if it wasn't so true.
JohnQRandom (2 years ago)
*TOMO got this totally fucking wrong.* SJWs are not silencing or triggered by those who read Malcolm X on campus and they most certainly are not triggered by gay people on campus. It would make much more sense if the people in the library were reading something criticizing Islam or feminism, something by Hitchens of Christina Hoff Sommers like *Islam and the Future of Tolerance or The War on Boys*. Also, if the kid would have encountered anti-abortion demonstrators or an MRA group rather than a gay black couple would have made much more sense. And the last thing is that the woman handing out play-dough should have been depicted as a fat hipster, feminist with blue hair.
Dixon Cider (1 year ago)
You completely missed the point of the video!!! Anything triggers them.
476 Anno Domini (1 year ago)
JohnQRandom TRIGGERED
JohnQRandom (2 years ago)
+MapleLeafistan Yes, I think we are in agreement. If you have a look at my earlier comments, you will see why I do not like this video.
Farhad Wahidi (2 years ago)
+JohnQRandom social justice warriors are for the most part REGRESSIVE liberals...idiots who have no idea how the world works. Black Lives Matter....but not white or asian or hispanic lives. Dump The Trump...but support hiliary clinton who's the poster child of the elite establishment. Fuck SJWs in the pussy.
JohnQRandom (2 years ago)
+MapleLeafistan Uh no. I'm just calling bullshit. The only ones who need play dough and safes paces are the ones defending this video. What the hell does PC have to do with anything?? We know our universities are hot beds for "progressives" whose feelings are more important than facts, Tomo shit the bed here.
Aragorn522 (3 years ago)
OH MY GOD, I'M SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW!! THIS VIDEO GAVE ME PTSD
Bert Dehautdesert (3 years ago)
Speed competition? Breeds competitiveness, violence, and toxic masculinity. Also, please correct me if I have misgendered some of the students, but it appears as if white men are still allowed on the campus. Not the university for me, thanks!
Skeleton Archer (3 years ago)
What kind of SJW would be triggered by Malcolm X or black gays? They get wet over that kind of thing.
476 Anno Domini (1 year ago)
Sh1zbr0 are you saying that SJWs are not atheists
BroadTeamFaba (2 years ago)
+DCUnderdog3000 they're probably atheist too.
DCUnderdog3000 (2 years ago)
+Skeleton Archer they must have been capitalist, gun owning black gays.
Well that's the thing, I don't think they actually feel 'unsafe' when they run for these safe spaces It's more about validating emotions as a reasonable rebuttal (in typical womanly fashion, excuse my sexism) & silencing the opposition by running off to their echo chambers, otherwise known as the safe spaces.  They're just like little kids who block their ears so they don't have to listen to mummy, it's disturbing behaviour for someone supposedly mature.
Sono Tom (3 years ago)
_where you can safely explore the shallow shores of your own ideas_
N64iac (3 years ago)
27 human-fluid people were triggered watching this video
Moreththerogue (3 years ago)
That was fantastic! When I was a kid, a school I attended, banned the book Fahrenheit 451. I blew my allowance (which I worked hard for, on my GrandDad's farm) to buy the book that very weekend. Since then I've made a habit of reading "banned" books. Edit:Fahrenheit 451 was a great story and even my ultra conservative GrandDad loved it.
St Louis Arch (2 years ago)
+Moreththerogue When I was a Junior, in the mid 80s, we spent a whole semester reading utopian novels, then dystopian. The teacher was making the exact point that utopias cannot exist, and dystopias can. Imagine this today! Many thanks for the video, TomoNews, I laughed, but it's sad because it's true as well.
scottthewaterwarrior (2 years ago)
+Moreththerogue That sucks, we were originally intended to read that in high school, we didn't, but it was only because the teacher didn't block in enough time and the unit before it took longer then she thought it would. I'm pretty proud of my collage though, they have a display up right now advertising the "banned books" club, lol! It has 1984, Min-Kempf, and a few others over one of those fake fire things you see around Halloween!
FireFoxPro The Best (3 years ago)
Wtf
NightWolfXVI (3 years ago)
WTF, type of psychedelic drugs are these people on a University full of nut jobs.
fagg (3 years ago)
social commentary
Gabriel Akibo-Betts (3 years ago)
1000\10 -Ofsted
THENLLEVEL NEWTON (3 years ago)
Over kill
J.R. (3 years ago)
Wtf??
Goldboy Jr (3 years ago)
lol
chbrules (3 years ago)
This triggered my own shock in the self-realization that I'm a cis white male shitlord. HOW DARE YOU, TOMO!!!
Belinda Elisa (3 years ago)
This should have been released last Wednesday, on April Fool's Day.
DrMecha (3 years ago)
......This is about that Brown University controversy about having a safe space for heated debates about feminism and rape culture, wasn't it?http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/22/opinion/sunday/judith-shulevitz-hiding-from-scary-ideas.html?_r=1
Robert Olin (2 years ago)
+Living Well With TJ This video displays SJW attitudes correctly, but the material... Where has an SJW ever been offended by Atlas Shrugged, Malcolm X, 1984 and Google? ESPECIALLY Google; that's how they log onto Tumblr! I think the video editor refuses to accept the fact that these people are, in fact, on his side of the political spectrum.
Living Well With TJ (2 years ago)
+JohnQRandom Exactly. The ideas that the SJW's are afraid of are the opposite of what's depicted here.
JohnQRandom (2 years ago)
+TomoNews US Yes but your video doesn't depict that at all. You're making it seem like our universities are too conservative and that kids are triggered by Malcolm X and gay people, which SJWs are not.
TomoNews US (3 years ago)
+DrMecha Yes
pridelion88 (3 years ago)
Fck everybody, choot them all monsters!
SnakeBerry (3 years ago)
11 triggers
Prince Heir (3 years ago)
Lol animation rocks!
junky Jesus (3 years ago)
Hey Toma where's the application link man lol
Boogster Su (3 years ago)
But is tuition expensive there?
chapsy1983 (3 years ago)
+Boogster Su No need to worry about it, so long as you're a middle to upper middle class white hipster SJW with parents who bleed money.
Kris A (3 years ago)
No one was reading Mein Kampf 0/10
TheLflanagan (3 years ago)
+BUBBLEGUM GUN LOL
Kris A (3 years ago)
+BUBBLEGUM GUN Damn they are miles ahead of us
BUBBLEGUM GUN (3 years ago)
but feminist already read men kampf 
Jeenius Foo (3 years ago)
I thought this was already going on in Unis?
SWEGTA (2 years ago)
+Jeenius Foo There is actually a university that offers a "safe space" with play-dough and boardgames to fully grown adults.
It's sad that this video is so accurate.
Bill The Baker (3 years ago)
this collage is for pussies...
MaxOrushy (3 years ago)
What the actual fuck
BUBBLEGUM GUN (3 years ago)
XD Oh my f*cking gawd no way!, Lmao academic progressive nirvana, aka Nut job heaven
BUBBLEGUM GUN (3 years ago)
+J Tai oh those, i have over 500 subs  :P i like a lot of things
J Tai (3 years ago)
Not just tomo though, random anime vids like Jebus and Social commentary like Karen as well.
BUBBLEGUM GUN (3 years ago)
+J Tai i hang around tomo a lot :P
J Tai (3 years ago)
I see you literally everywhere. Just wanted to say.
Mr.Fabi Nator (3 years ago)
Is Bestest a word?
SWEGTA (2 years ago)
+Mr.Fabi Nator He's saying that Social Justice Warriors and Feminists tend to make up their own words all the time. So why should we not do that as well? It's only fair.
Mr.Fabi Nator (3 years ago)
+Jyuim Suien English is not my first language, so can you please explain what you just wrote in a simple way? Sorry
Nick Gars (3 years ago)
Can't really argue that it isn't when sjw's/Feminist (the mentality of the groups being mocked here) make up new "words" on a daily basis. If they get to decide random shit means whatever they want, why shouldn't the rest of us?
Nick Gars (3 years ago)
Thank you TOMO for taking the piss outta modern day academia and the SJW/Feminist mentality. Earned a good deal of respect for this one.
bohnstube (3 years ago)
The great thing that's coming out of all of this "P.C." and "progressive" nonsense is that all of these leftist whackjobs are now starting to turn on each other and they're showing the world that they're nothing but a bunch of totalitarian wannabe's.
Perfect representation of modern day academia.
010101 010101 (3 years ago)
I'm so triggered right now.
Mc Whopper (3 years ago)
+Kornhole Komando Eat shit. You're so lame.
Mc Whopper (3 years ago)
+010101 010101 So shoot your-self please.
nammie12345 (3 years ago)
Sad but so true for what is becoming of western universities.
Joe Randella (3 years ago)
This is fucking awesome !
Gunner Flash (3 years ago)
Wtf?
TomoNews US (3 years ago)
Should the internet be a safe space?  Leave your  best comments at http://bit.ly/1aeYhQf
Warsie (1 year ago)
+Steril&Feral the original purpose of the internet was just as an information connector or a way to command forces in nuclear war Not as a repository for shitposts
Steril&Feral (2 years ago)
4-chan, Encyclopedia Dramatica, Twitter, FB, Insta, etc... They don not forgive, they do not forget, they have over 9000 penises and they are all raping children... Is that any way to describe a "safe space"? The internet is wild, unchained, and unsafe. The internet needs that kind of freedom. It CANNOT exist otherwise.
JohnQRandom (2 years ago)
+Evening Star Helllll No.  I am an anti-feminist (which means I'm for fairness) and I loath the "progressive" (regressive) left. 

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