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########################## Research Flat Earth! Grow Gardens! Make Music and Art! Sungaze! Seek Truth! SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-641282439 zane flat life, zane flat earth, zanemusic ########################## CHUCKIE So, this is, this is a globie bar huh? I thought there'd equations and stuff on the wall CHUCKIE I will take a pitcher of the finest lager in the house CHUCKIE {knocks on bar, and spots some hot honeys} CHUCKIE Timeout, i'm gonna have to flat smack those hot lil honeys down at the end of the bar, work some magic CHUCKIE Oh Hello SKYLAR Hello CHUCKIE Hi, How are ya? SKYLAR Fine. CHUCKIE So, you ladies, ehh.. SKYLAR Come here often? CHUCKIE Do i come here? I..I come here a bit, I come here, err, from time to time Do you go to school here? LYDIA Yes. CHUCKIE Ah, welp, here's somethin ya won't get taught in your classes The Earth is Flat Now Look. I know sounds crazy, right? But, it turns out water always finds it's level, and does not curve around a ball like we were taught in our so called schools. CLARK Hey CHUCKIE Hey, how's it goin, how are ya? CLARK Good, how you doin? uh, did you just say there's no curve to the earth? CHUCKIE Yeah, it's flat CLARK Well, it sounds you skipped some classes at your school CHUCKIE Yeah, real nice pal, just because i question what i'm taught in school eh? What's with this guy, huh? So, you're all high and mighty taking classes created for ya by your corporate mastas huh? Well i come from a new school busta, the Flat Earth School CLARK Oh, now i remember that school. hmph.. it was the one that had recess and lunch SKYLAR Clark, why don't you go away CLARK Why don't you relax. I'm just havin fun with my new flattard here CHUCKIE Yeah ok Globie, ya gotta problem with what i believe now eh? CLARK Yeah, i've got a problem when a flat earth directly contradicts with the accepted and proven copernican heliocentric model that all modern day cosmological framework is based around. Why don't you tell me why i should throw away decades of scientific progress and advancements just to believe in some theory you found on youtube? CHUCKIE Eh, lemme tell ya somethin alright? ZANE Of course you follow the copernican model that was fed to you since birth in all your cartoons, movies, and schools. You have no proof of outer space, you've never been there yourself, so it's only a belief system based on faith. You demean the theory simply because it's on youtube, yet you trust rocket launches on the same TV that gives you fake news? Science should be about putting theories to the test in repeatable predictable experiments, and last i checked there is no experiment showing water sticking to a spinning ball hurtling in two directions. CLARK hmph, well as a matter of fact, focalt's pendulum demonstrates the rotation of the earth ZANE focaults pendulum, requires an initial push to get it going, and uses a simple ball joint to create the movement you mistake for the rotation of the earth. There's been 5 scientific experiments proving no detectable movement of the Earth, yet those are not taught in schools. Instead it's just theory upon theory upon theory. that all depend on grant money, and many have been caught fasilfying their findings. Tesla said it best: today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality. And, in fifty years, you're start doin some thinkin on your own, and you're gonna come up the fact there are two certainties in life, one: the earth is flat and two: you dropped 150 grand on your indoctrination that you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library. CLARK yeah, but i will have a degree, and you'll be serving my kids fries at a drive thru on our way to a skiing trip ZANE {Laughs} yeah, maybe, but at least i won't be livin a lie! But i mean, if ya have a problem with that, i mean we can just step outside and we can figure it out CLARK Naw man, there's no problem, it's cool ZANE It's cool? CLARK yeah ZANE cool
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The Mind of God (25 дней назад)
My favorite video on all of YouTube.
Zane (21 день назад)
@The Mind of God , Thanks again Brother!! I've always loved Good Will Hunting, and especially that scene :-D I remember waking up one morning with the idea to do the scene in my head, and so i just knew it was my mission. :-)
The Mind of God (21 день назад)
+Zane I am telling you this video needs to go viral. I can't get enough of it. The original scene is one of my favorite all time movie scenes as well. Yours is obviously (literally) infinitely more important than the original one however.
Zane (21 день назад)
@The Mind of God sure, no problem whatsoever!! Thank you!! :-D I think the Flat Earth community would appreciate seeing it in the feed again.
The Mind of God (21 день назад)
+Zane Can I mirror on my channel and reference your channel? I watch this everyday :)
Zane (24 дня назад)
Hahaha, well thank you very much Brother The Mind of God!! I spent a good deal of time on it getting it just right, and comments like this warm my soul. Thank you!!! :-D
Kristopher Kristl (1 месяц назад)
nice work love it!
Zane (1 месяц назад)
Thanks for takin it to em with me Brother Kristopher!!
Muddy Boots (2 месяца назад)
I never noticed the masonic checker and Ben Affleck hand sign before. I still don't understand why Mini screw Driver had to be the love interest in this movie. Love the video. So well done.
Zane (2 месяца назад)
Yup! You're right Brother. It's sad. We're just gonna make to start makin our movies Brother!! I'm making episode 2 of "The Flat Team" as we speak :-D
Muddy Boots (2 месяца назад)
+Zane yeah Ben Affleck's ex mennifer, you can't tell by the face, but s he has the man waist, what women would call love handles.
Zane (2 месяца назад)
Thanks for tuning in Brother Muddy!! I know, it's hard for me to watch movies now that i see all this stuff. What really got me was finding out Mini was a transgender since like the womb. These baphomet worshiping hollyweird types all want to reverse everything. The trannys are in control, and they chose themselves to star in the roles of these movies. That's why they never seem quite right, and all marry each other. They're all in the Trannyhood! :-D
How To Get Out Of Babylon (4 месяца назад)
Not fair. I can only give one official 👍. So here is what you deserve on your work: 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍^120. I picked that bc it is the amount of error that Muchu Kakka says exists in modem cosmology, when normally if"we are of by a factor of ten, we call THAT horrible..."
Zane (4 месяца назад)
Thanks sooo much for stoppin by Brother Get Out Of Babylon!!! This one is one of my favs too! I just subbed ya back Homie!!! :-D
jim lotus (4 месяца назад)
WOW GREAT JOB .. HAHA BEST VIDEO EVER ... YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE LANGUAGE LOL HAHA .. BRAVO !!! :)
jim lotus (4 месяца назад)
YES MY FRIEND IF YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW ABOUT FLAT EARTH AND THIS WAS NOT REAL .. YOU COULD NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE YOU ARE RIGHT LOL THE FIRST INITIATED WOULD BE LIKE HEY THIS IS SOME FLAT EARTH STUFF HAHA YOU ARE THAT GOOD MY FRIEND .. UNREAL.. THIS MUST HAVE TAKEN YOU A LONG TIME LIKE YOU SAID I CAN SEE THE HOURS SPENT MATCHING ALL OF THE SIDES OF THINGS THAT HAD TO BE DONE TO GET IT LIKE THIS FROM WRITING IT .. TO MATCHING IT ALL UP HAHA PERFECT AND YOU ARE A GENIUS FOR THINKING OF THAT IDEA .. YES YOU HAVE A VERY INNOVATIVE MIND ZANE AND I AM ALWAYS WAITING TO SEE WHAT YOU COME UP WITH NEXT !!! MY FRIEND ;)
Zane (4 месяца назад)
Thanks sooo much Brother Jim!!! I spent a ton of time trying to make the sync seamless on this one, and when someone notices, it really gets my juices flowin!! Thanks Homie!!! :-D
Ann Pearson (6 месяцев назад)
Damn, how did I miss this one?👍 L😂😉😅🤓🤣🤪L
Zane (6 месяцев назад)
Hahaha, heck Yeah Sister Ann!!! Zane flat smacked those Harvard Portals into the next decade!!! :-D
Mike Boll (6 месяцев назад)
Fantastic!
Zane (6 месяцев назад)
Thanks for checkin this one out Flat Brotha Mike!! I had such a great time makin it! :-D
concerned citizen (6 месяцев назад)
That’s hilarious! You do good work bro :)
Zane (6 месяцев назад)
Thanks a million concerned citizen!!! We aim to please here at Zane Productions! :-D
RealmWalker (7 месяцев назад)
Zane you killing it! 🙌 🕺💞
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Hahaha! How ya like them apples Homie?! Thanks sooo much for stopping by Flat Brotha RealmWalker!!!
luke dough nelly 2 (7 месяцев назад)
This was great brother I love how you expand your horizon by having skits as well as music videos. This one was good and ill be lookong forword for more videos like this. Great lines in this one. Peace out Flat Earth Brother!
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks Luke!! If i had to pick my favorite video so far, this one would be IT! :-D
All Around Flat (7 месяцев назад)
For lack of better words....That was very good. 😅
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thank you for stopping by Flat Brotha All Around Flat!!! Soooo glad ya liked it!! :-D
Justus Lord (7 месяцев назад)
Haha thats great!!!
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
This one was a pleasure to make Flat Brotha Justus. It was so funny, I had to wipe the smile off my face to get the different parts recorded, haha.
mjwholesales (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks for the laughs Zane, you got plenty material to work with hope you keep them coming. Flat earth Taxi driver would be a good one...."you talkin to me globetard". lol
mjwholesales (7 месяцев назад)
You're welcome brotha, glad you liked my idea.
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
LOLOL That's a GREAT idea Flat Brotha MJwholesales!!! I have added it to The List! :-D Thanks for laughing with me Homie!! :-D
AnimaAnimus (7 месяцев назад)
Awesome as Always:-)
AnimaAnimus (7 месяцев назад)
Zane Will look forward to !!!
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks a ton Flat Brotha AnimaAnimus!!! :-D I've got a Stone Temple Pilots Flat Earth Cover Song on the way! :-D
Keep It Real (7 месяцев назад)
Good Work !! kicked in the laugh again something lots of people dont do. Bunch of ZOMBIES
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks for laughing with me Flat Brotha Keep It Real!!! HaHahahaha :-D
Lisa Williams (7 месяцев назад)
I have literally watched this film 100's of times- all time favorite. YOU ARE GENIUS!!!
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks for saying so Lisa!!! I still watch Good Will Hunting at least once per year. It was great to delve into that world, and put my own little spin on things! :-D
Frank Barrow (7 месяцев назад)
Nice! A couple weeks ago I showed one of my co-workers the sun and moon in the same sky 6 evenings in a row. I asked them what the "other side" of earth gets if we have both, they said. "They would have neither" So I said, "wouldn't that mean that we too would also have neither?" They said "Yes. There are many nights when there just isn't no moon." Then they started to get noticeably agitated. :( This place makes me sad. People like you make it less sad for me. Thank you.
Frank Barrow (7 месяцев назад)
I say in one of my very unpopular videos, that we can't try to change people, but drop seeds and prepare for rejection. It is a long battle and we need to be willing to slowly fight for our enslaved brothers and sisters, even if it takes us a decade to help them be free. You have an ally in me Brother Zane ;)
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
The same thing happens to me Flat Brotha Frank!! I get discouraged, and sad at the thought that so many people are stuck on this lie. But, then i get comments like yours and am so glad there's people out there capable of breaking away from the conditioning. Thanks for Watchin Brother Frank! :-D
Jack Dunphy (7 месяцев назад)
...."You cuda got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library"... hahahahahaha Oh man pmsl here. Fantastic! Defo your best work to date flat brother Zane.
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks for saying so Brotha Jack!!! This one has been brewing in me for a few weeks now, so it feels good to finally see it on the silver screen! :-D
ely mental (7 месяцев назад)
Some of your best work yet my FE brother. The script was flawless. Thank you so much, your work is from the awakening. Fantastic as always Best wishes for you always my great friend
ely mental (7 месяцев назад)
Zane awesome
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks sooo much for saying so Flat Brotha Ely Mental!!! More are on the way Homie! :-D
Biohazard HD (7 месяцев назад)
The Globie went down honourably, kudos to him. A+ video
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
HaHaHa, Nice One Flat Brotha Biohazard HD!! Thanks for watchin it Homie! :-D
New Perspective (7 месяцев назад)
LOVED IT! NICE JOB ZANE!
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Love ya for lovin it Flat Brotha New Perspective!!! :-D
Bora Bora (7 месяцев назад)
it's cool!
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks for tuning in Flat Brotha Bora Bora!!! :-D
UAP (7 месяцев назад)
Nicely done 👍 ✅
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thank you Flat Brotha UAP!!!! :-D
Flat Earth And Other Hot Potatoes (7 месяцев назад)
Nice!!
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks for watching Flat Sister Patrica!!!! And, thanks for shouting me out on your shows from time to time!! :-D
Flat Earth Focker (7 месяцев назад)
Awesome Zane. Typical globie vs FE. Fe'er wins.
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks sooo much for watching Brother Focker!!! I thought so too; It was the perfect match for how it usually goes down in real life.
Flat Stuff Earth (7 месяцев назад)
do monster inc.
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Haha, that's a fun idea Flat Brotha Stuff!!! I put it on The List Homie!
BluBlud Jam (7 месяцев назад)
😂😂😂🎸🎸
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks for watchin Flat Brotha BluBird Guitar!!! :-D
AZMATIK (7 месяцев назад)
Funny because it’s true👍🏼
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
You're welcome Flat Brothas!! :-D
mtwseneca (7 месяцев назад)
Zane that was great, my best laugh of the day. Bravo.
AZMATIK (7 месяцев назад)
Zane Yes indeed, flat high fives🙌🏼, we are the resistance.
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks for laughing with us Flat Brotha AZMATIK!!! :-D
Derek Kato (7 месяцев назад)
Zane showed those globies! And he gets the number guaranteed! How you like them apples?
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
I like apples! :-D Thanks for that great comment Derek!! lolol
Walter Williams (7 месяцев назад)
Two Thumbs Up... Bet the Ballers love you Zane... Glad you are on our side...
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Haha, heck yeah! Thanks Flat Brotha Walter!! This time we got em on their home turf! lolol :-D
MOON LANDINGS DENIER SPACE IS FAKE (7 месяцев назад)
Lol....cool....in australia if we have a problem with a fuckwit we say to them.....you me carpark nowwwww.....no guns....just knuckles....good ole fashioned fist fight....
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
LOL, that sounds like a good way to settle things!! Thanks for watchin Flat Brotha MOON LANDINGS DENIER FAKE SPACE!!!! :-D
Plane Ranger (7 месяцев назад)
Nice one Zane 😂 cheers man 👍😉
Plane Ranger (7 месяцев назад)
Zane 💭💭💭💭mmm super silver Haze cheers Zane🤤
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks for stoppin by Flat Brotha Plane Ranger!!!! :-D {passes you the joint}
Damien Thorn (7 месяцев назад)
Oh my fuck Matt Damon!!!!!! and Batman that was fucking awesome Zane way to go dude
Damien Thorn (7 месяцев назад)
Any time brother keepin it flat as always
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Haha!! I saw that joke the other day: So Batman and Jason Bourne walk into a Bar! Made me laugh pretty good, especially considering I had this idea floating around in my head Thanks for always checkin my stuff Flat Brotha Damien!! :-D
Constance Bruns (7 месяцев назад)
Fantastic!!!!
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks for saying so Sister Constance!!! :-D
ibster kirk (7 месяцев назад)
Good work. Fun
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks for tuning in, and laughing with me Flat Brotha Ibster Kirk!! {Zane passes you the joint} :-D
7 NONENE (7 месяцев назад)
A video with words in sync, With characters that move and blink, Turn classic films and songs to truth,facts that make a glober go poof, drown they go the rabbit hole, pull out rabbits for their shows, give us a Z, give us an A, give us a N, give us An E, gives us the things that make us free, and make us live all happily.
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
seven eleven, NONENE found heaven ascension without stressin, we are forgettin our fears, no more years pass by in tears, no more pairs of circle squares, no more chairs, no more stairs, no more cutting hairs, so drink your share, and be repaired, be prepared to exit time, to free the blind, to swim sublime, to drift in rhyme, to hear the chimes, to bathe in lime, to peaks we climb, we will find, we're intertwined, within one mind, spittin heat and smokin green, he's got game, and gainin steam, bustin rhymes, like a machine. gasoline sprayed on a fire, flames are climbin even higher, NONENE leaving us inspired, he is preachin to the choir, Zane is never to retire, he's exposing all the liars. Thank YOU for that Flat Brotha!!
C Oddity (7 месяцев назад)
I could have watched an hour... AWESOME stuff
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks much CURIODDITY!!! I debated also adding the clubbing baby seal scene as well (Where Will interviews), and was gonna have him go off on bombin Syria and becoming president. But, it seemed like it needed to be it's own video down the road perhaps. :-D
FrankieBflat (7 месяцев назад)
My brother on the flat DOMED stationary earth
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
You're DOMED right Homie!! Thanks for tunin in Flat Brotha Frankie!!! :-D
Flat Accord Music (7 месяцев назад)
Man, the timing is perfect. Well done.
Flat Accord Music (7 месяцев назад)
I notice. When you respect someone, that is what it is all about.
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks for noticing the attention to detail Homie!! I do spend a ton of time trying to perfect every aspect of these productions. It's funny because as i go on, i find more stuff to perfect, and it takes more and more time to get to full refinement where I can finally shake the obsession, and call it done. But, it's soooo worth all the extra effort when someone notices! :-D
Project E.L.I. (7 месяцев назад)
This was a great one Zane! :)
Project E.L.I. (7 месяцев назад)
Much Love Flat Brother!
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks a ton Flat Sister Project E.L.I.!!! It's always great to see you here! :-D
Flat Accord Music (7 месяцев назад)
That was awesome. Totally perfect. Loved the Dandy Warhols in the background. I could give you some Boston accent lessons. ☺ loved the script tho. You are multitalented and the passion is at play. Cheers. Had to watch it twice.
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks sooo much Flat Brotha Accord!!! The accents are tough for sure! I have a whole new respect for actors pulling that off. I just discovered the Dandy Warhols while making this. I'm gonna go on a DW binge now!! :-D
Plane For All To See (7 месяцев назад)
You sir are a legend, I want more!! lmao. 👍from me.
Plane For All To See (7 месяцев назад)
Cool nice one bud, Robocop could be the flat earth enforcer, plenty of quality scenes to choose from. love this channel. Keep it up. A+
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Those are fine picks Brotha, and Thank YOU!! I put them on The List with your name next to em so i don't forget who suggested it. :-D
Plane For All To See (7 месяцев назад)
Zane. I would love to see you do a clip from either Westworld 1973 movie, or Robocop 1987. Two of my favourite movies from childhood. BTW Great script writing on this one.
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks soooo much Flat Brotha Plane For All To See!!! I had a GREAT time making it knowing how much FE would appreciate it. :-D
FE VIKING (7 месяцев назад)
Zane, that was Awesome!
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks a million Flat Brotha FE VIKING!!! It feels good to finally get this one out the door. :-D
Chris Hayes (7 месяцев назад)
Lol nice one bro
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks for watching Flat Brotha Chris!! :-D
PAID IN FULL (7 месяцев назад)
Hahahahahahah. Out freaking standing bro!
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks so much Flat Brotha TRUE AND TRUER!!! This one was baking in my mind for a few months, and it hit me today like a tidal wave. I had to get it out there, haha :-D
PAID IN FULL (7 месяцев назад)
If only videos like this would be allowed to go so called "viral" .....
Fun-da-Mental Truth (7 месяцев назад)
Checkerboard/masonry on the ceiling of the bar.., ugh.. Love ya Zane!!!
Fun-da-Mental Truth (7 месяцев назад)
Zane Yeah, hard to watch indeed.., but as General Patton once said:" if you are going through hell.., keep going" And we, as thruthseekers are paddeling through all this vile tripe, we need some poetry and humor, other/wise, we would not be able to take it.. So, keep up the GOoD work yoy're doing and love&peace.. Brohug and a high five, my fellow truthseeket!;-) Keep on rhyming!
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
That is soooo great to hear Flat Brotha Fun-da-Mental Truth. I laughed a lot during making it as well. I saw that masonboard on the ceiling too, and had the same reaction. It's hard for me to watch a lot of regular entertainment anymore noticing all the programming.
Fun-da-Mental Truth (7 месяцев назад)
Slam dunk, Zane! Now toke up! Hahaha, i was lmao through the whole vid:-)
Flat Reality (7 месяцев назад)
Awesome video my flat brothers , keep um coming :)
Flat Reality (7 месяцев назад)
Zane , that's awesome bro! Look forward to um :)
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
The whole crew at Zane Productions thanks you Flat Brotha Reality!!! Got lots more ideas on the way Homie!! Some subs have been sending me their lyrics too, so i'm booked for the next year in material now! lolol :-D
Teddy C (7 месяцев назад)
Zane
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks for smackin these globies around with me Flat Brotha Teddy C!!! :-D
scott s. (7 месяцев назад)
This is hilarious!
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks Flat Brotha Scott S!!! I laughed alot making it as well! :-D
Roxanne The Globalist Denier (7 месяцев назад)
Love it - you get a standing ovation from me - awesome 👏🤗🤗🤗🤗
Roxanne The Globalist Denier (7 месяцев назад)
Zane ditto bro 🤗🤗🤗🤗 Ima be playing this to soo many people 🤗🤗✊️ operation realness in full effect 🤗
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks Roxanne!!! I love your fire Sister!! :-D
peg leg (7 месяцев назад)
guys you have done it again i pass the biggest blunt going one love
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Everyone at Zane Productions thanks you Flat Brotha Peg Leg!!! {tokes the blunt, and passes it to Chuckie} ;-|_
Big Nix (7 месяцев назад)
I used to have a crush on Minnie Driver. Hopefully she's not a tranny. But in this stupid place, odds are She probably is a He.
Peace To All (2 месяца назад)
Yes ... Minnie Driver did indeed have a "driver" when HE was born.
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
I'm in the same boat brotha! lolol. I wouldn't be surprised in the least! :-D
Big Nix (7 месяцев назад)
YESSSSS!! YOU LIKE APPLE'S? WELL HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES? LOVE YA BRO...GREAT JOB.
Zane (7 месяцев назад)
Thanks for watchin Zane take it to these Globies on their home turf Brotha Nix! :-D

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