HomeФильмы и анимацияRelated VideosMore From: Movieclips

Scary Movie 3 (4/11) Movie CLIP - No Sex (2003) HD

3772 ratings | 1350912 views
Scary Movie 3 movie clips: http://j.mp/15w4uG4 BUY THE MOVIE: http://amzn.to/sDuFo7 Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: Tom (Charlie Sheen) remembers his wife Annie's (Denise Richards) parting words as he holds her in his arms. FILM DESCRIPTION: While star Anna Faris returns for the third film in the Scary Movie series, the power behind the camera has shifted from the Wayans brothers to one of the Zucker brothers. The Zucker in question is David Zucker, and he's brought along his partner in movie-parody crime, Leslie Nielsen. This time around, aim is taken at such horror blockbusters as Signs and The Ring, while films of other genres, including Independence Day, 8 Mile, and The Matrix, are also lampooned. The plot finds Cindy (Faris) trying to help the president (Nielsen) thwart an alien attack while also facing crop circles and a mysterious video tape. In the spirit of the two Matrix sequels, Scary Movie 3 was shot back-to-back with Scary Movie 4. Queen Latifah, Charlie Sheen, and Eddie Griffin also star. CREDITS: TM & © Miramax Films (2003) Cast: Charlie Sheen, Camryn Manheim, Ajay Naidu, Denise Richards Director: David Zucker Producers: Phil Dornfeld, Grace Gilroy, Kevin Marcy, Andrew Rona, Bob Weinstein, Harvey Weinstein, Robert K. Weiss, Brad Weston Screenwriters: Craig Mazin, Pat Proft, Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Buddy Johnson, Phil Beauman, Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer WHO ARE WE? The MOVIECLIPS channel is the largest collection of licensed movie clips on the web. Here you will find unforgettable moments, scenes and lines from all your favorite films. Made by movie fans, for movie fans. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR MOVIE CHANNELS: MOVIECLIPS: http://bit.ly/1u2yaWd ComingSoon: http://bit.ly/1DVpgtR Indie & Film Festivals: http://bit.ly/1wbkfYg Hero Central: http://bit.ly/1AMUZwv Extras: http://bit.ly/1u431fr Classic Trailers: http://bit.ly/1u43jDe Pop-Up Trailers: http://bit.ly/1z7EtZR Movie News: http://bit.ly/1C3Ncd2 Movie Games: http://bit.ly/1ygDV13 Fandango: http://bit.ly/1Bl79ye Fandango FrontRunners: http://bit.ly/1CggQfC HIT US UP: Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1y8M8ax Twitter: http://bit.ly/1ghOWmt Pinterest: http://bit.ly/14wL9De Tumblr: http://bit.ly/1vUwhH7
Html code for embedding videos on your blog
Text Comments (319)
Gregory Lynch (1 day ago)
Am i the only one wondering what the hell she was doing out in the middle of nowhere with no car, i guess she was walking lol
Celly Rox (3 days ago)
I thought the thumbnail was Simon from Americas Got Talent 😂
Cheese Man (6 days ago)
When your wife is dying ..... But you got priorities
Jonatan Varhol (6 days ago)
Okay now I can see why it's a Scary Movie.
Jonathan Parker (7 days ago)
"Let's say this is her bottom half *pulls out a doughnut* Can I squeeze in a few minutes with that? I don't get what you mean, *pulls out a hot dog* Let me explain...😂😂😂
Sadiq rocks (12 days ago)
I had this in real life with my gf that hug voice she gave me before she died 😢 still can't forget
Tasha Nicholson (13 days ago)
She broke her wiener. Lol
Tasha Nicholson (13 days ago)
RodneyTheNewsGeek (14 days ago)
no sex...no sex...no..No Sex NO SEX!!!!! Shit killed me
SCHEM/\TIC, /\2 (19 days ago)
Where are they getting all that food? 😂
Awelbeckk (20 days ago)
Why did the hat didn't change size ????
MyOnly Hope (21 days ago)
*Where'd he get the sandwich and the HotDog and Doughnuts had Sex*
Zila Hasri (23 days ago)
I went to university to study this
Holden (23 days ago)
It was hilarious at first but went too far. Gotta know when to move on.
Ille Ile (24 days ago)
Fancy medical lingo
Limrabt Ashraf (25 days ago)
Wht No Sex😲
mc154ist (25 days ago)
"she broke her wiener"XD
TheHive (27 days ago)
legend says he still doesnt understand
Shirley Ware (28 days ago)
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
Omar Saad (1 month ago)
She should have let him explain further😀
Fart Squad (1 month ago)
bubbly871 (1 month ago)
“Oh Jesus!” “That’s right honey, go into the light” 🤣
Just Here (1 month ago)
"Tom I'll need a ride home" i quote this all the time lol
Bruce willis (1 month ago)
"Tom I'll need a ride home"
carson11100 (1 month ago)
lmao the food
Ben Lopez (1 month ago)
White she-Devil
Haris Bilal (1 month ago)
Charlie sheen as a father is funn6
Evan Schwarz (1 month ago)
Please tell me that girl does porn
Hans Wurst (1 month ago)
thats not funny
help ¿ (1 month ago)
How dumb is he 😂😂😂😂
Zach Wabason (1 month ago)
He should have listened, now he has AIDS.
Nanda Ramadhan (1 month ago)
How the hell do they get all the food
Patience Woods (1 month ago)
This was from the movie with graham I forgot what it was called
Jorge Ulloa (1 month ago)
This is the best one out of all the 5
Cool Pineapple Channel (1 month ago)
This scene is not for mi.I'm kid
Ren G (1 month ago)
Too funny omg 😂😂😂
Jared Watson (2 months ago)
I was sitting in class and I randomly thought of this scene, " Tom I'll need a ride " LoL you just killed his wife 😂
Mahesh M (2 months ago)
He should have explained as i also didn't understand 😀
Rob (2 months ago)
Poor Annie, we hardly knew her. That's right honey, go into the light.
NorfookianJesus (2 months ago)
Shoulda listened to her Charlie......
Jay louis (2 months ago)
No sex uh I didn't catch that lmaooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sanjay Bisht (3 months ago)
he has fucked 5000 womens
Dennis Jacob (3 months ago)
Its me im responsible
M B (3 months ago)
Is that Denise Richards? If so, that's Charlie Sheens ex wife in real life.
Jimmy Vargas (3 months ago)
“Don’t talk like that the truck barely hit you” I’m dead 😂
Drake Mogan (3 months ago)
1:17 "Tom I'll need a ride home".., after accidentally killing his wife😂😂
Con Man (3 months ago)
She broke her Weiner?
Alex Fregoso (3 months ago)
“Hey baby. How’s it going?” Hahaha wow!
Nitin Singh (3 months ago)
Oh Jesus! That's right, honey. Go into the light.
BROKENCM1994 (3 months ago)
"Oh Jesus!" "That's right honey go into the light!" Hahahahahahahahahaha
The MUSIC (3 months ago)
ผมจับผิดได้ตรงที่ โดนัด
Master Gamer (4 months ago)
“ let’s say this is her bottom half “ Cop: I don’t understand Guy: let me explain 🍩🌭
majella doherty (4 months ago)
I just noticed all the food they use are my favourites
GabeReal9009 (4 months ago)
"She broke her weiner??" 😅
slicky waves (4 months ago)
"She broke her wiener?"
Edward T. (5 months ago)
He should've listened to her lol now he got HIV
John L. Reed (5 months ago)
That's right go to the light :D
Janeth Torrez (5 months ago)
She broke her weiner" Me:omfg WTF 😂😂😂
CRISPY chicken22 (5 months ago)
Oh Jesus
ANARCHY 91 (5 months ago)
Oh good that copy that off of sighns but they made it funny
King Domo (6 months ago)
Charlie Low key trying to fucc her lol
Ghefari ! (6 months ago)
Man: i still don't understand? Woman:see the taco "breaks" You idiot she means she breaked up with you
Julien Torres (6 months ago)
Charlie Sheen is funny.
The Cowboy (6 months ago)
Classic Charlie!
Electronics For Fun (6 months ago)
l still don't understand.
Shirley Ware (6 months ago)
LOL......always funny!!!!!
Inbread Fred (6 months ago)
That truck barely hit you...
DEEPAK KUMAR (6 months ago)
Isn't the lady cop is in the practice
temmy69 (6 months ago)
Let me explain...
Lil Nike Air Pump (6 months ago)
Look. What happens. To the taco.
Kry Kry Stott (2 months ago)
Lil Nike Air Pump *Breaks Taco*
Jonah Woolley (6 months ago)
0:23 One of the best lines in cinematic history right there.
Dylan Cheney (7 months ago)
Lmfao! She coughed up a spark plug.
Steph Wall (7 months ago)
She smash her face to the class were is the blood 😂😂
Steph Wall (7 months ago)
Look what happened to the Tako lol 😂😂😂😂😂
Bro it is funny
Klaas Vaak (7 months ago)
Daniel Fernandez (8 months ago)
Daniel Fernandez (8 months ago)
I died when he siad she broke her weaner
Samar Iqbal (8 months ago)
Haha so funny, this is your wife, did she break her wiener? (lol) 😀
Tiffany Redd (9 months ago)
I don't understand all this fancy medical lingo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HitProof (9 months ago)
Charlie Sheen's life in a nutshell
Jaeden Lester (9 months ago)
Where did they get all the food
Katarina Danković (9 months ago)
Phan Qirui (10 months ago)
I'm not sure what you mean..... Let me explain
Minux (10 months ago)
1:05 let me explain XDXDXDXDXd
2:02 no sex no sex no sex NO SAXX!!!!!!
gummybear12345 xoo (10 months ago)
typical man💙😂😂😂
Brown Papi (1 month ago)
gummybear12345 xoo Yep....get over it!
OnlyAwesomely (11 months ago)
"The truck barely hit you.." -His reaction after that- LMAO
현지훈 (1 year ago)
which movie parody is this scene?
Random Person (1 year ago)
are u kidding me how much food did they waste?🌭🌮🌯🍩
Kyle Campbell (1 year ago)
No sex for Charlie?
Wyatt Peyton (1 year ago)
"Tom I'll need a ride home" 😂
Hot Kitchen (1 year ago)
I like how the main standout was the "ride home" part for most people here X)
Subarashi Zamasu SSJ3 (9 months ago)
So tru
Dmino 524 (1 year ago)
Bruh Where'd all that food come from and how can i make that happen
awesome1ru (1 year ago)
hahaha hilarious
pornhubhatesme (1 year ago)
two and a half people and a truck
Joseph Perez (2 months ago)
pornhubhatesme LMAO 😂
The analogy I would make *takes egg* This is your brain, Charlie *cracks it and splatter yolk on the floor* This is your brain on drugs, Charlie
josè muñoz rojas (27 days ago)
The great Al Bundy is proud of you, man 👍😉
Electronics For Fun (6 months ago)
l still don't understand.
LalTigerMan (8 months ago)
ACTUAL springbreak titties Charlie: I don't understand
John Smith (1 year ago)
100 people broke their wiener
Tropical Magic (1 year ago)
he's still wearing the jacket from Platoon?

Would you like to comment?

Join YouTube for a free account, or sign in if you are already a member.