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How to Hide an Unwanted Erection in School

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Watch more School Survival videos: http://www.howcast.com/videos/4159-How-to-Hide-an-Unwanted-Erection-in-School It's great to know the thing is working, but getting an erection in school can be really embarrassing. Step 1: Wear oversized shirts If erections in school have become a daily problem, buy long buttoned shirts that you can wear outside your jeans, or wear oversized sweatshirts and tees. Step 2: Carry a book bag Always have a book bag with extra long straps with you—one that won’t look odd when it’s slung over one shoulder so it hangs down low in front. This will be a lifesaver when class ends and you have to jump out of your seat. Step 3: Wear baggy jeans Wear baggy jeans or khakis. When your little buddy jumps to attention at an inopportune time, you can slip your hands in your pockets and casually push the pants material away from your groin, making the bulge less noticeable. Tip Ejaculating more often can solve a spontaneous erection problem. Step 4: Do a complicated math problem Once you’ve done your best to camouflage the problem, it’s time to get rid of it altogether. Doing a complicated math problem in your head often works, since it forces you to focus on something else. Step 5: Tense your legs Tense your quadriceps—the muscles in front of your legs. This redirects the blood flow away from Mr. Happy, taking the wind out of his sails, so to speak. Step 6: Pinch yourself Now pinch yourself—not in an 'aren’t I lucky?' kind of way but to bring tears to your eyes. The pain should do the trick. Step 7: Walk on your heels If all else fails, walk around on the heels of your feet. This has worked for many a hormonally charged young man. And if it doesn’t, you’ll look so dorky that no one will notice your budding manhood. Did You Know? The average length of an erect penis is 5.1 inches.
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Shupro King (29 дней назад)
Im 11 year old and a 6 industry Is that weird?
yessı (4 месяца назад)
This video is so extra, my friend told me he justs puts it under the waistband 🗿
BunnyMellow Gaming (4 месяца назад)
Why am i watching this?..
123 456 (4 месяца назад)
I think I have a bell ringing fetish
R S (4 месяца назад)
I do step 3 mainly..ejaculate as much as much as possible
Mr. Toasty (5 месяцев назад)
How did I get here-
Oreo Fluff Mcduff (5 месяцев назад)
These comments are like the only safe place for people to comfortably talk about the size of their d without felling embarrassed. I feel you defaulty boii
King Gaming (5 месяцев назад)
Pelaaja 5000 (1 месяц назад)
I dont at all i still get erections alot in school
Rudyful AJ (5 месяцев назад)
Girls don’t gotta deal with this c: #nobodyseeswhenimwet
BDOWxRedNeck (6 месяцев назад)
Just put a hoodie on and put your hands and your pockets and push down
C4Gamer730 (9 месяцев назад)
every middle schooler ever
The King Of Maxia (11 месяцев назад)
It’s nice to know I’m 0.1 inch under average
Pelaaja 5000 (1 месяц назад)
Im 1.6inch under avarage (i have 3.5inch and im 15)
LEVASH (1 год назад)
Why hide it? i make it visible and represent my male dominance
Fedrock 8 (1 год назад)
Rip my life
Aimforir Lol (1 год назад)
Who hit puberty and kept it as a secret from your family
Pelaaja 5000 (1 месяц назад)
Well i got so much hair so thats gone
Keijo 420 (1 год назад)
yeah that's why i wank off at home ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alberta berly (1 год назад)
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Finlay Mitchell (1 год назад)
How do you wear a loose T-shirt and jeans if you have to wear uniform?
Nomad Viking (1 год назад)
This always happens in my science class.
Arnold Noen (1 год назад)
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The frog boi (1 год назад)
Being a guy in middle school this is very useful
Mr Spikes (1 год назад)
please god make that boys could wear dress :(
Devin Petersen (1 год назад)
I pop bonirs everyday its extremely embarrassing
Twin Trickster (1 год назад)
ineffableScintilla (2 года назад)
Just... Just why
I AM BETTER THAN U (2 года назад)
i play sports so i have a sports bag so if it happens i just swing the bag infront of me
Jean Herdot (2 года назад)
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fireda (2 года назад)
Prolargentsize capsules work.
The Horned Assassin (2 года назад)
Step 6 is probably the best way to go
I am special very special (2 года назад)
......mine is 4....
Programming Cafe (2 года назад)
I love the metaphors they use
Programming Cafe (2 года назад)
I wear a jacket all the time XD
Razvan Ghita (2 года назад)
Thanks for the advice. Now I ejaculate three times in class so as to not get errctions.
leafy tree (2 года назад)
One of my best friends is a guy and this completely describes what he wears everyday, including the messenger bag. Weird 😬
maggie (2 года назад)
Kyle Dilbert (2 года назад)
Bunny fluff (2 года назад)
This vid got rid of it
Javier muiños (2 года назад)
good video!!!! there is a funny cartoon serie that talks about the same -Ups and Downs | Ask Lara 1x04 - keep posting more!!!!
Ben Thomson (2 года назад)
but how to ejaculate?
MurhBoh Designs (2 года назад)
thx this really helped me with me looking at my dad
ARandomYoutuber (2 года назад)
I have average sized snake
Rob_thegod (2 года назад)
bruh the put your hands in your pockets is me all day.
Snizzle235 (1 год назад)
Rob_. B.
KiingXavier (2 года назад)
I'm wearing joggers today at school so I need to watch a lot of this videos
HeckTec (2 года назад)
no baggy pants, use skinny jeans or just jeans and hide your weedle behind the zipper
#ripharambe (2 года назад)
I'm 13 and I need to know know this
Typical Racer (2 года назад)
We dont want to look like a dousche at school
Michael Cony (2 года назад)
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Tommy Green (2 года назад)
Wtf am I watching
Scott Anderson (2 года назад)
just tuke it in your pants
Oreo Fluff Mcduff (5 месяцев назад)
Scott Anderson bro that’s how you get your d amputated lol
Scott Anderson (2 года назад)
I'll do what I got to do LOL
Based Cronus (2 года назад)
Scott Anderson ok then just tuck ur beliefs in
Scott Anderson (2 года назад)
I don't believe what you're saying
Based Cronus (2 года назад)
Scott Anderson yeahh..why not?
BattlingPhoenix (2 года назад)
And if you can't wear your own clothes like uniform
BattlingPhoenix (2 года назад)
+Rockybarry no, uniform as in there is only 1 type of clothes you are allowed to wear.
Rockybarry (2 года назад)
some uniform policies allow khakies.
JerseyBoy (2 года назад)
this is genius it will say alot of mens lives
T I H (2 года назад)
Oh my god really? I'm not even a goddamn boy and I got here from Markiplier
nathan carpenter (2 года назад)
I'm 10 and this really helped me
nathan carpenter (2 года назад)
+daniel McCart F*** you deuschbag
Honorable Bronze Archon (2 года назад)
Just think about your grandma naked that helps me
Jack Baker (2 года назад)
THANK YOU!!!! My life was ruined by one of these...
Jose (2 года назад)
what does ejaculating mean?
FaZe Booce (2 года назад)
Ejaculating is the release of sperm, or just “cumming"
Angry Businessman Killing The Phone (2 года назад)
Kimmoní (2 года назад)
being a boy is not easy 😑😑
AdventureChronicles47 (2 года назад)
I were a jacket
Antonio Jon (2 года назад)
I was a bit skeptical about buying Prolargent 5x5 Extreme. I love it and would definitely recommend to other people needing a little boost.
XxgenerallxX (2 года назад)
What has YouTube come to
Knight fish (2 года назад)
I put mine to the side Lol
ACanOfSpam (2 года назад)
r u screwed if you have a mandatory school uniform
Weston Gaming (2 года назад)
Best animation ever!
Lilly Awesome (2 года назад)
Why am i a 10 year old girl here
Eoghan Murphy (2 года назад)
+Ozil oh Hi there Mesut
Nobody (2 года назад)
RainbowGal (2 года назад)
Same and I was not hoping for the "d" lol, I am kinda on a howcast 50m race that's why I was here.
Bitter_Lemon (2 года назад)
My school has a uniform T-T
Dude 101 (2 месяца назад)
HEY! its YOU! when you weren't famous ;-;
Plantera_prime (2 года назад)
mine has kaceys
hush hush Leon (2 года назад)
Wait the average is only 5.1 inches? Is that for grown ups? If that's true then I feel a lot better about myself now
daniel McCart (2 года назад)
민지성 (2 года назад)
+Giorgi Kvaratskhelia nope everyone
Giorgi Kvaratskhelia (2 года назад)
avarege. they mean americans.
TheCanadianProject gaming (2 года назад)
This dosent work
Most Known (2 года назад)
Wearing jeans isn't good trust me
tr3nta (2 года назад)
Dude just go to school with jeans, the frabric is very hard and will show little if nothing
claude gervais (2 года назад)
+Hikinett That's torture!!
GL Brown (2 года назад)
*Harder erections, better blood flow, veins everywhere. It's part of my Prolargentsize supplement regime.*
Brett Rogers / C.C Brett (2 года назад)
I'm 10 and I'm having erections in GRADE SCHOOL
David Rice (5 месяцев назад)
Dude it’s ok, I started shooting my load in the 5th grade
CoolKiller39 (1 год назад)
sherman philler (2 года назад)
5.1 inches??? I guess im a monster...
Chris Irving (2 года назад)
it had to be howcast
John Hamre (2 года назад)
I get one every day lol
Panda (2 года назад)
I get like 10 a day
Cody Groves (2 года назад)
just push it back between your legs and hold it there
erick (2 года назад)
this will be interesting
FireGen (2 года назад)
Daddy Erwin (2 года назад)
Happens to me all the time.
Toughnut (2 года назад)
Easy, just cut it off. Then it's permanent!
Gunflyze Gaming (1 год назад)
A Cat XD
A Cat (2 года назад)
+TheSuperPlayerify *grows another one*
PETER RUIZ (2 года назад)
Is this for small dicks... Smh
daniel McCart (2 года назад)
ITS for students
Luck (2 года назад)
Astral Fire (2 года назад)
Best 1:51 minutes that saved my life
i dont give a shit about this channel (2 года назад)
¯\_( ͠° ͟ʖ ͠° )_/¯
soha rafiq (2 года назад)
I'm a girl
grrugay (2 года назад)
Celtic Hermit (2 года назад)
Comrade Joseph Stalin (2 года назад)
+Giorgi Kvaratskhelia But how would you know either way? Okay. My _guess_ is I'm from Russia. And born there too.
kevin05 (2 года назад)
I hurt myself because of this problem.
kevin05 (2 года назад)
Broke or bent it because I needed to leave class.
Count Orlok (2 года назад)
Just do the 12 o'clock.
Anime Fan (2 года назад)
I just forget about it
FavJam (2 года назад)
that ending was such a disappointment.
Cheesy Panda (2 года назад)
Is the 5.1 inches average for teens or adults?
Anthony Rulez (2 года назад)
Killua from HunterXHunter
Andrew Wiliams (2 года назад)
+Anthony Rulez what is ur picture
Anthony Rulez (2 года назад)
Cheesy Panda (2 года назад)
sorry for asking but is that erect or flacid?
Anthony Rulez (2 года назад)
+Cheesy Panda the average size for adults is 5.5-6.3 inches
MAnzk nanc (2 года назад)
I see comments saying "thank god I'm a girl" or "damn, girls are so lucky". And then girls or boys argue "being a girl/boy sucks!" You can't really say that because...you'd have to be two different genders.
Abigail Espinosa (2 года назад)
I'm a girl and watching this lmao wtf 😂
A butterfly (2 года назад)
Dude I deal with this every day. But it's "hard" to hide because mine is 9 inches. I mean feet. (Everyone in the comment section)
Brian Rogers (2 года назад)
Why would u hide it?
ultimateworkouttactics (2 года назад)
Because it makes you look like a total creep?
Benjino 0 (2 года назад)
how to survive puberty
TheGreg6466 (2 года назад)
Omar Avila (2 года назад)
tight underwere and jeans
:/ thonk (2 года назад)
+That_ Aquarium_guy it makes pain so..
ClassicRock957657 (2 года назад)
I think of 9/11 to get rid of it
Keg Leg (2 года назад)
That makes it harder
ExplodingMushroom (2 года назад)
The towers got ERECTED then BLOWN down :)
mbj920 (2 года назад)
Not even the hide behind a textbook technique?? Yo these dudes haven't done enough research
Plantera_prime (2 года назад)
people will know
Swiiftz_ 16 (2 года назад)
Lol works for me
Natasha Corleone (2 года назад)
I'm so glad to be a girl.... #nobodycanseewhenimwet
TERMIX _soc (4 месяца назад)
Jolt of Lightnin (5 месяцев назад)
Natasha Corleone you have to give birth! HA!!!! And I heard it is really painful
Rudyful AJ (5 месяцев назад)
Yep. Lucky you.
I love everyone (2 года назад)
Why are all these kids saying they have 8 inch discs ._.
Pelaaja 5000 (1 месяц назад)
I have aboit 3.5inch and im 15 i know its small but im not lying
Oreo Fluff Mcduff (5 месяцев назад)
For attention
Siko (1 год назад)
i have 50 inch hhhhhh
John Anderson (2 года назад)
levi p0ssib0s (2 года назад)
Why am I watching this ^-^ I'm a girl
Don’t look at My channel description (17 дней назад)
Ur ugly
Ellie Olmedo (2 месяца назад)
+Directioneer Forever lol.thats why I'm here 😂
Nazi卐 (3 месяца назад)
levi p0ssib0s You look like a boy.
ILTD5580 (3 месяца назад)
Because your a perv(jk)
Ferus (8 месяцев назад)
levi p0ssib0s cause we don't care

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