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How to Hide an Unwanted Erection in School

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Watch more School Survival videos: http://www.howcast.com/videos/4159-How-to-Hide-an-Unwanted-Erection-in-School It's great to know the thing is working, but getting an erection in school can be really embarrassing. Step 1: Wear oversized shirts If erections in school have become a daily problem, buy long buttoned shirts that you can wear outside your jeans, or wear oversized sweatshirts and tees. Step 2: Carry a book bag Always have a book bag with extra long straps with you—one that won’t look odd when it’s slung over one shoulder so it hangs down low in front. This will be a lifesaver when class ends and you have to jump out of your seat. Step 3: Wear baggy jeans Wear baggy jeans or khakis. When your little buddy jumps to attention at an inopportune time, you can slip your hands in your pockets and casually push the pants material away from your groin, making the bulge less noticeable. Tip Ejaculating more often can solve a spontaneous erection problem. Step 4: Do a complicated math problem Once you’ve done your best to camouflage the problem, it’s time to get rid of it altogether. Doing a complicated math problem in your head often works, since it forces you to focus on something else. Step 5: Tense your legs Tense your quadriceps—the muscles in front of your legs. This redirects the blood flow away from Mr. Happy, taking the wind out of his sails, so to speak. Step 6: Pinch yourself Now pinch yourself—not in an 'aren’t I lucky?' kind of way but to bring tears to your eyes. The pain should do the trick. Step 7: Walk on your heels If all else fails, walk around on the heels of your feet. This has worked for many a hormonally charged young man. And if it doesn’t, you’ll look so dorky that no one will notice your budding manhood. Did You Know? The average length of an erect penis is 5.1 inches.
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My Life Is Great (3 days ago)
Just put a hoodie on and put your hands and your pockets and push down
C4Gamer730 (3 months ago)
every middle schooler ever
The King Of Maxia (5 months ago)
It’s nice to know I’m 0.1 inch under average
LEVASH (8 months ago)
Why hide it? i make it visible and represent my male dominance
Fedrock 8 (9 months ago)
Rip my life
Aimforir Lol (10 months ago)
Who hit puberty and kept it as a secret from your family
Keijo 420 (1 year ago)
yeah that's why i wank off at home ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alberta berly (1 year ago)
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Finlay Mitchell (1 year ago)
How do you wear a loose T-shirt and jeans if you have to wear uniform?
Master XX (1 year ago)
This always happens in my science class.
Arnold Noen (1 year ago)
I took Prolargent 5x5 Extreme as directed and 30 minutes later I engaged in a romantic session. It worked great! the second time I took it. it worked even better. It seems to mean that it works better the more you take it. I guess it has to build up in your system or something. Thats my guess. I will definitely keep using.
The frog boi (1 year ago)
Being a guy in middle school this is very useful
Mr Spikes (1 year ago)
please god make that boys could wear dress :(
Devin Petersen (1 year ago)
I pop bonirs everyday its extremely embarrassing
Twin Trickster (1 year ago)
ineffableScintilla (1 year ago)
Just... Just why
I AM BETTER THAN U (1 year ago)
i play sports so i have a sports bag so if it happens i just swing the bag infront of me
Jean Herdot (1 year ago)
All I can say is WOW! This stuff gives me harder erections and it is definitely thicker and longer than ever before. It has also helped me with my problem of finishing too quickly... All of this adds up to more confidence and more pleasure in the bedroom. I have just ordered the spare stuff of Prolargentsize capsules from Prolargentsize
fireda (1 year ago)
Prolargentsize capsules work.
The Horned Assassin (1 year ago)
Step 6 is probably the best way to go
Screw Feminism (1 year ago)
......mine is 4....
Programming Cafe (1 year ago)
I love the metaphors they use
Programming Cafe (1 year ago)
I wear a jacket all the time XD
Razvan Ghita (1 year ago)
Thanks for the advice. Now I ejaculate three times in class so as to not get errctions.
leafy tree (1 year ago)
One of my best friends is a guy and this completely describes what he wears everyday, including the messenger bag. Weird 😬
maggie (1 year ago)
NAME (1 year ago)
Bunny fluff (1 year ago)
This vid got rid of it
Javier muiños (1 year ago)
good video!!!! there is a funny cartoon serie that talks about the same -Ups and Downs | Ask Lara 1x04 - keep posting more!!!!
Ben Thomson (1 year ago)
but how to ejaculate?
MurhBoh Designs (1 year ago)
thx this really helped me with me looking at my dad
ARandomYoutuber (1 year ago)
I have average sized snake
Rob_thegod (1 year ago)
bruh the put your hands in your pockets is me all day.
Snizzle235 (1 year ago)
Rob_. B.
KiingXavier (1 year ago)
I'm wearing joggers today at school so I need to watch a lot of this videos
HeckTec (1 year ago)
no baggy pants, use skinny jeans or just jeans and hide your weedle behind the zipper
#ripharambe (1 year ago)
I'm 13 and I need to know know this
Typical Racer (1 year ago)
We dont want to look like a dousche at school
Michael Cony (1 year ago)
Prolargent 5x5 Extreme is an all natural men booster. It works really smoothly on men. So, I didn't need to do anything additional like dieting or physical labor and bla bla bla. So, a lazy person like me can easily adopt the product.
Tommy Green (1 year ago)
Wtf am I watching
Scott Anderson (1 year ago)
just tuke it in your pants
Scott Anderson (1 year ago)
I'll do what I got to do LOL
Based Cronus (1 year ago)
Scott Anderson ok then just tuck ur beliefs in
Scott Anderson (1 year ago)
I don't believe what you're saying
Based Cronus (1 year ago)
Scott Anderson yeahh..why not?
Scott Anderson (1 year ago)
that's a joke right ?
BattlingPhoenix (1 year ago)
And if you can't wear your own clothes like uniform
BattlingPhoenix (1 year ago)
+Rockybarry no, uniform as in there is only 1 type of clothes you are allowed to wear.
Rockybarry (1 year ago)
some uniform policies allow khakies.
JerseyBoy (1 year ago)
this is genius it will say alot of mens lives
T I H (1 year ago)
Oh my god really? I'm not even a goddamn boy and I got here from Markiplier
nathan carpenter (1 year ago)
I'm 10 and this really helped me
nathan carpenter (1 year ago)
+daniel McCart F*** you deuschbag
Just think about your grandma naked that helps me
Jack Baker (2 years ago)
THANK YOU!!!! My life was ruined by one of these...
Jose (2 years ago)
what does ejaculating mean?
FaZe Booce (2 years ago)
Ejaculating is the release of sperm, or just “cumming"
2001 Honda Civic (2 years ago)
Kimmoní (2 years ago)
being a boy is not easy 😑😑
AdventureChronicles47 (2 years ago)
I were a jacket
Antonio Jon (2 years ago)
I was a bit skeptical about buying Prolargent 5x5 Extreme. I love it and would definitely recommend to other people needing a little boost.
XxgenerallxX (2 years ago)
What has YouTube come to
Knight fish (2 years ago)
I put mine to the side Lol
ACanOfSpam (2 years ago)
r u screwed if you have a mandatory school uniform
Weston Gaming (2 years ago)
Best animation ever!
Lilly Awesome (2 years ago)
Why am i a 10 year old girl here
Eoghan Murphy (1 year ago)
+Ozil oh Hi there Mesut
Nobody (1 year ago)
RainbowGal (2 years ago)
Same and I was not hoping for the "d" lol, I am kinda on a howcast 50m race that's why I was here.
Bitter_Lemon (2 years ago)
My school has a uniform T-T
Plantera_prime (2 years ago)
mine has kaceys
hush hush Leon (2 years ago)
Wait the average is only 5.1 inches? Is that for grown ups? If that's true then I feel a lot better about myself now
daniel McCart (1 year ago)
민지성 (2 years ago)
+Giorgi Kvaratskhelia nope everyone
Giorgi Kvaratskhelia (2 years ago)
avarege. they mean americans.
This dosent work
Most Known (2 years ago)
Wearing jeans isn't good trust me
tr3nta (2 years ago)
Dude just go to school with jeans, the frabric is very hard and will show little if nothing
claude gervais (2 years ago)
+Hikinett That's torture!!
GL Brown (2 years ago)
*Harder erections, better blood flow, veins everywhere. It's part of my Prolargentsize supplement regime.*
Sassy v2 (2 years ago)
I'm 10 and I'm having erections in GRADE SCHOOL
CoolKiller39 (1 year ago)
Sassy v2 (2 years ago)
Ok thanks ☺
sherman philler (2 years ago)
5.1 inches??? I guess im a monster...
Chris Irving (2 years ago)
it had to be howcast
John Hamre (2 years ago)
I get one every day lol
Panda (2 years ago)
I get like 10 a day
Cody Groves (2 years ago)
just push it back between your legs and hold it there
Erick Alvarado (2 years ago)
this will be interesting
FireGen (2 years ago)
Roman Bellic (2 years ago)
Happens to me all the time.
Toughnut (2 years ago)
Easy, just cut it off. Then it's permanent!
Gunflyze Gaming (8 months ago)
A Cat XD
A Cat (2 years ago)
+TheSuperPlayerify *grows another one*
PETER RUIZ (2 years ago)
Is this for small dicks... Smh
daniel McCart (1 year ago)
ITS for students
yxxki (2 years ago)
Gotten to the weird side of YouTube again.
Luck (2 years ago)
Astral Fire (2 years ago)
Best 1:51 minutes that saved my life
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soha rafiq (2 years ago)
I'm a girl
Jasmine26 (1 year ago)
Celtic Hermit (1 year ago)
Comrade Joseph Stalin (2 years ago)
+Giorgi Kvaratskhelia But how would you know either way? Okay. My _guess_ is I'm from Russia. And born there too.
kevin05 (2 years ago)
I hurt myself because of this problem.
kevin05 (1 year ago)
Broke or bent it because I needed to leave class.
Count Orlok (2 years ago)
Just do the 12 o'clock.
Anime Fan (2 years ago)
I just forget about it
FavJam (2 years ago)
that ending was such a disappointment.
Cheesy Panda (2 years ago)
Is the 5.1 inches average for teens or adults?
Anthony Rulez (2 years ago)
Killua from HunterXHunter
Andrew Wiliams (2 years ago)
+Anthony Rulez what is ur picture
Anthony Rulez (2 years ago)
Cheesy Panda (2 years ago)
sorry for asking but is that erect or flacid?
Anthony Rulez (2 years ago)
+Cheesy Panda the average size for adults is 5.5-6.3 inches
MAnzk nanc (2 years ago)
I see comments saying "thank god I'm a girl" or "damn, girls are so lucky". And then girls or boys argue "being a girl/boy sucks!" You can't really say that because...you'd have to be two different genders.
Abigail Espinosa (2 years ago)
I'm a girl and watching this lmao wtf 😂
A butterfly (2 years ago)
Dude I deal with this every day. But it's "hard" to hide because mine is 9 inches. I mean feet. (Everyone in the comment section)
Brian Rogers (2 years ago)
Why would u hide it?
ultimateworkouttactics (2 years ago)
Because it makes you look like a total creep?
Micro Chatter (2 years ago)
how to survive puberty
TheGreg6466 (2 years ago)
Omar Avila (2 years ago)
tight underwere and jeans
Buckshot (2 years ago)
+That_ Aquarium_guy it makes pain so..
ClassicRock957657 (2 years ago)
I think of 9/11 to get rid of it
Skootable (1 year ago)
Adolf Hitler exactly
Keg Leg (1 year ago)
That makes it harder
+ExplodingMushroom NEVER FORGET
mbj920 (2 years ago)
Not even the hide behind a textbook technique?? Yo these dudes haven't done enough research
Plantera_prime (2 years ago)
people will know
Swiiftz_ 16 (2 years ago)
Lol works for me
Natasha Corleone (2 years ago)
I'm so glad to be a girl.... #nobodycanseewhenimwet
SternChuck Stern (19 days ago)
Natasha Corleone we don't give birth and have periods every month. We also don't have to wear bras and tampons and pads.
relivantplaya 2 (1 month ago)
Natasha Corleone well you girls bleed, periods
El Katrin Skate (1 year ago)
+Natasha Corleone u have kik or instagram
I love everyone (2 years ago)
Why are all these kids saying they have 8 inch discs ._.
Siko (6 months ago)
i have 50 inch hhhhhh
John Anderson (2 years ago)
levi p0ssib0s (2 years ago)
Why am I watching this ^-^ I'm a girl
Feras Harb (2 months ago)
levi p0ssib0s cause we don't care
SmashCrashers (1 year ago)
69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bob The Strippa (2 years ago)
Flip up
Vlibyrr (2 years ago)
My 6.8 inches doesn't seem to be able to be hid. A girl even asked me if I had something hoing on down there. :/
Greg Haab (2 years ago)
+Vlibyrr Don't even try to hide it. the cool people understand and who cares what the others think..
Farah Omar (2 years ago)
+Vlibyrr me to
Mushasherps (2 years ago)
Happened yesterday it happens everyday
Sean Gehrke (2 years ago)
Only to me when I am sitting down in my desk In The middle of class
Tai Tais on GTA (2 years ago)
i know right
Alex Mercer (2 years ago)
Me, all the time at least 9 times a day
CranesV2 (2 years ago)
You could say I'm above average 😏
Seth Stearns (2 years ago)
Comments... 96% need Jesus 1% are virgin 1% can't tell what centimeters and inches are 1.50% messed up .50% go to church
Noah Giles (2 years ago)
+TipToeShortNose he or she said 96, 1, 1, 1.50, and .50 and that equals 100
Duy Quang 1998 (2 years ago)
Buckshot (2 years ago)
I'm virgin
laxmitty21 (2 years ago)
FALSE, flip it up under your your waistline in your pants and hunch over slightly
Dakota Whiteford (2 years ago)
This reallyHelped
s810ism (2 years ago)
5.1...hmm....I'm 7.1, and 16...

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